To politely knock on the floor?

[FuckwitMcGee]

Our downstairs neighbours are having very loud Geriatric Sex, and have been for ages.

I'm pleased they're having fun, but I'm concerned someone might break a bone.

Don't begrudge them their fun - it might be the last shag they ever get.

@WinWinnieTheWay 101 or 999 considering that they have finally ceased?

[quote mangomcjango]@DaisyYellow bwahahahaha don't forget to also get some legal counsel and sue for emotional distress [/quote]
But before doing that better get your free 30 minutes with a solicitor...

And then LEAVE THE BASTARDS by moving house.

Are you sure they've finished and not just had a heart attack and died. You'd best go in to investigate

You have all put my mind at rest. (((((Hugs))))

Call 999 so the ambulance is on standby