First ever BF (who turned out to be an abusive arsehole, but that’s another story).
Those big bars of Dairy Milk chocolate were on offer. So I bought one for me, one for him and a third one to share between us.
I gave him his. Let him know he could also have half of the other one and specifically that the other 1.5 bars were mine and mine alone.
He polished his big bar and his half a bar off in one night and within 48 hours was asking me if he could have my half a bar.
I’m not a big chocolate eater (always been a crisp girl), so I said fine, but told him in no uncertain terms that would be his lot, he’d eaten two whole big bars now and he wasn’t to lay a finger on my big chocolate bar. That was mine and he wasn’t to touch it. Ever.
I came home from work the next day and really fancied a few pieces of choccy with a brew and was looking forward to it. You know those small pleasures that really put a smile on your face.
Looked in the cupboard. Chocolate bar has disappeared. Asked twat BF and he admitted he’d scoffed the lot and swore he’d ‘replace it’ (he didn’t).
I went absolutely postal at him. Not least because he’d been such a greedy fucking bastard, but that he’d specifically ignored the fact it wasn’t his to even eat and clearly hadn’t been bothered about me and how I’d feel.
That was 20 years ago. I’m still PISSED to this day whenever I think about it.