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To ask what the Provincial Lady would do during COVID?

59 replies

drspouse · 09/08/2020 18:12

Robert called me in to watch the news. We are not at all surprised to learn that we are in lockdown. The children are delighted that their school will be closed. I cannot share their sentiment and express this to R. I add that I hope this will not be for long. He replies lugubriously "We'll see".
Cook comes in to say she isn't at all sure if she wants to do the shopping with the virus and all but the butcher and the grocer have said they will only now be delivering to those that are shielding. I reply that we will Sort It Out, the confidence with which I state this only equalled by the lack of confidence which I feel. Cook adds that there is no flour and no hope of getting any and what should she do?
Telephone call from Cousin Blanche to say Isn't it all exciting and Quite like the war. As she was very young infant in the war, I'm not she can say this with confidence, and "exciting" is not the term I would use, but refrain from saying this. Cannot help however but see the advantage of a pandemic is that Cousin B cannot come and stay.

Pamela phoned later to say she has signed up to make masks and scrubs for the local hospital. Feel sure I should try to make some as well but am forcefully reminded of the costume I attempted to sew for Vicky's appearance as the sheep in Our Vicar's wife's Christmas pageant, and refrain.

(I think she has to have at least TV and remote learning. But feel free to imagine a world of wireless and the children's tutor stranded with them).

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iwantmyownicecreamvan · 09/08/2020 20:04

Couldn't be bothered going upstairs to find my copy - so I downloaded this instead:

www.amazon.co.uk/Provincial-Lady-Complete-Original-Illustrations-ebook/dp/B01349995U/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&s=digital-text&crid=1VPINMWEZYGXF&keywords=delafield&sprefix=delafield%2Caps%2C198&tag=mumsnetforu03-21&qid=1596999634&sr=1-2

Not bad for 49p eh? Lady B would definitely approve - of the price that is, not my bone idleness in not going upstairs to look for my book.

drspouse · 09/08/2020 20:25

Oh no! The pressure!
I'm not sure I'm up to a full book but I'll try to relive the trauma remember early home learning fondly and write a bit more.

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drspouse · 09/08/2020 20:29

@FreiasBathtub I fear Mademoiselle ran home on the last flight but perhaps Robin's holiday tutor? (last reading of the other books is some time ago) will be spending lockdown locally and will conduct park lessons.

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TrickyD · 09/08/2020 20:47

Kindle has all five PL books for 49p, and all her other novels for the same price.
Wonderful bargains.

drspouse · 09/08/2020 20:56

I actually have the combined paperback but it's been a while since I read them as I say!

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Hedgehog44 · 09/08/2020 21:11

Love this!

FinnyStory · 09/08/2020 21:13

Ooh I've never heard of the Provincial Lady but it absolutely sounds like something I need to read....

katy1213 · 09/08/2020 21:22

Lady B will have every Waitrose slot from now until Christmas.
Our Vicar's Wife will be sewing face masks for the socially-distanced jumble sale.
Rose's COVID hair will still look very fetching.
Robert is going to hate WFH.
Cook will give notice over wiping the groceries with bleach.

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 09/08/2020 21:30

Well after being intrigued by the thread title drspouse I've just read the sample of 'Provincial Lady' & love it.
So I've bought the book.

I'd never heard of this series before but I can relate with the Provincial Lady although I don't have staff or live in a grand house.

magimedi · 09/08/2020 21:43

On the back of this thread & those being books I have been meaning to read I have just bought all 5 from kindle for the princely sum of 49p (9 shillings & 11 pence!).

FreiasBathtub · 09/08/2020 22:00

@drspouse weeping into her handkerchief as she went, no doubt.

Will PL able to find a facemask which goes with both The Blue and The Green?

crumpet · 09/08/2020 22:06

COVID without Mademoiselle to inject optimism and light into the proceedings???

Come to think of it though, she’d be first with a cough.

Splendid Thread. So sorry to hear about the bulbs. Was the cat implicated?

PercyKirke · 09/08/2020 22:12

She'd be doing the Time and Tide competition and crossword, obviously. And wondering if it was very wrong of her to hope that her ladyship at the manor got fined for not wearing a mask.

SmileTolerantly · 09/08/2020 22:35

Rose visits for tea outside in the garden at an appropriate distance. She says that one blessing of lockdown is that she’s been able to rewatch Chernobyl and don’t you think it is the outstanding drama of our time? Not only have I not watched Chernobyl, but am unsure whether I subscribe to the appropriate streaming service. Wonder whether best course of action is to Google the information surreptitiously on phone while Vicky demonstrates her latest Joe Wicks moves to Rose or merely to nod knowingly. In any event I imagine that Robert’s response to the suggestion that we should subscribe to a third television provider in order that we could spend our evenings watching drama about radiation poisoning in Soviet Russia would not be enthusiastic.

SmileTolerantly · 09/08/2020 22:38

(Not up to the OP’s exemplary standard but I thought by the time I’d described what she’d be up to I might as well do it in character)

compulsivesnacker · 09/08/2020 23:34

Bravo, smile! Equally as pleasing! More, more!
I found mine and blew the dust off. Turns out I DO have all of them, which is something of a surprise as I had forgotten all about America Shock

mrsmuddlepies · 10/08/2020 00:17

Her daughter ( not Vicky) wrote a sequel, Diary of a Provincial Daughter, in the fifties, in which she worried about finding the money for school fees for her four sons.

YgritteSnow · 10/08/2020 00:29

That's SO good Grin. I love those books. True comfort reading,

MsMarple · 10/08/2020 00:38

Love it! You’ve really got her voice right. Will you write some more?

drspouse · 10/08/2020 15:12

23rd March
Feel less than optimistic about home learning, as we are told to call it. Vicky's teachers have pronounced her A Little Dear but recall similar sentiments from Mademoiselle and saw little evidence of this quality at home. Have received missive from Vicky's school to say "we will be providing home learning materials, please check the school website".

So far I have uncovered one link to four reading books. Fear this will by no means be sufficient judging by previous reading diary indicating that The Little Dear reads at least one early reader a day. Fears allayed by early afternoon when Vicky has entirely refused to read anything beyond the first page of one book. Vicky has, instead, demanded endless games of Ludo, and Robin is mysteriously busy. Sigh deeply and oblige, but on the proviso that she reads a second page of her reading book before we play another game.

Robin claims he has nothing to do but on further investigation find a Maths assignment, an English test and a science project that asks him to create a volcano with easily available materials at home. Am not sure where these materials will come from (Cook has forbidden the use of her bicarb). Answer comes there none.

Robert has promised he will Do His Duty and take on Maths (I do feel I somehow missed the natural ability for numbers that he seems to have. Wonder if it is unfeminine to have a facility for numbers. Wonder if I am unpatriotic to my sex to think this). Vicky counts the forks at lunch (query: why are there always more forks than knives in the silver drawer? Make mental note to search for knives) and Robert declares Well Done and appears to feel the matter is closed.

Suggest a Splendid Walk. Discover this is the best way of ensuring I have peace to write. Instead of writing, I make lists for Cook of what to ask the milkman to deliver (as the milkman is Coming Up Trumps and has promised to continue to deliver). Vainly hope he may be able to bring flour. Cook tells me the milkman Doesn't Do Flour, and there isn't any to be had in any case.

Robert offers to take the children for a walk, but this offer appears to be about as substantial as his promise to Do Maths. The milkman has not yet delivered any of the promised delights, so it is Cold Roast for dinner.

Note that both children are now enthusiastic at washing their hands. Attempt to speculate on how years of reminders at home has failed to instil this habit despite reminders before every meal. Decide speculation useless, unless the reason is linked to Mademoiselle's characterisation of Vicky as Charmante. Recall with some satisfaction the perfect behaviour of Robin's school friends while visiting when their parents appear careworn and harassed upon retrieving them. Feel sure there is a proverb in there, if only I could recall it.

At bedtime, Vicky charmingly asks "Mummie, if you die from the virus, can I have your silver hairbrush". Desire to quash such morbid thoughts battles with feeling of dread. Settle for "Off to bed now", which has always proved to be a useless direction, I find, but an alternative does not present itself.

Wish I could visit Rose, as was planned for tomorrow evening. Telephone calls are emphatically NOT as satisfactory.

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drspouse · 10/08/2020 15:15

(I am putting Vicky in about Year 1 and Robin in about Year 7; I know Vicky was 6 when Mademoiselle was with them but my plot, such as it is, works better when she's in school).

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MilesJuppIsMyBitch · 10/08/2020 15:23

Bravo OP! Excellent work.

I think I'm going to steal earlier poster's advice & try & internally narrate my day Provincially.

Lovely.

Grinchlywords · 10/08/2020 15:39

Wonderful stuff Grin

SmileTolerantly · 10/08/2020 15:45

Please do keep going OP, they are absolutely fantastic. They are breaking my heart unfortunately because literally every time I read one my immediate instinct is to want to share it with my late DM who would have loved them, and then I remember that I can’t, but it’s still worth it.

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 10/08/2020 15:52

I'm itching to find out how The Provincial Lady will cope without a hair cut for months & will she have lavatory paper angst as Robert states that everyone is visiting 'their Aunt' far too often & being profligate with said paper.

I can imagine Lady B does know (very well) a man in the know re Covid, who happens to be a Cabinet minister who is married to Lady B's great niece.
Though will Lady B have gone up to Scotland to isolate in one of the Duchess of Wherever's castle?

I'm a newcomer to the Provincial Lady but from what I've read so far it's absolutely fabulous.
And @drspouse you certainly have captured her voice.
Also I feel a need to revisit the Chalet School as need something a bit more gentle than my usual 'Amos Decker' & 'Jack Reacher'

P.S.My late DGM would always refer to using the loo as 'visiting my Aunt'

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