Sex Noise Jogger

[lemmity]

There's a guy who runs past the back of our house quite regularly. I'm guessing we're near the end of his route as he is properly gasping for air every time he goes past.

The first time it happened I thought someone was having sex up against our back fence - he makes this awful, groaning "hurrrghhhh" noise as he runs past.

Can I shout something at him? What could I even say? "Oi mate, less of the sex noise please?"

YABU - leave the poor man to jog in peace
YANBU - get him told, that is NOT ok

Just ask him if he is OK. And be grateful you are not his partner.

You think one single groan is 'sex noise'? I feel sorry for you and your love life if that's what you're used to.

He is absolutely fine, he's belting along at quite a pace and doesn't look like he's struggling. I imagine it takes a lot off effort to make the amount of noise he does as well. @afternoon22 I should find out if he has a DP and ask if they are OK 😁

Be working out in your garden and make the noise back at him?

It's funny you should say this. We were out for a walk around the beaches last evening and all the joggers were heavy breathing and grunting in our ears as they went by.

I said to my wife that going for a walk around there was like being in a 70s porno and not a very good one.

Yes @PhilCornwall1 it's exactly like a bad 70s porno soundtrack!! AIBU has spoken so I'll leave him to grunt in peace. I do like your idea of doing the noise back though @FourPlasticRings 😂