Please can somebody top mine? This all occurred just a few hours ago and I honestly cannot sleep thinking about how bizarre it all was. Have had an extremely boring time of it throughout lockdown. Single mum to DD7. Haven’t actually been out for years. My mum has been desperate to have her for a night and I thought I fancied a date with somebody from t’interwebs. Not looking for anything serious, just wanted a bit of a fun one off ‘once in a blue moon’ type thing and am not really the clubbing type.
I’ve been speaking to one bloke for a week and we agreed to meet up last night. He looked bloody gorgeous. Both agreed beforehand that neither of us want a relationship, just a one off fun night, blablabla. Get to the pub where we agreed to meet and I realised the pics were clearly 10 years and 2 stone ago. But thought I might as well see the night through. He got quite drunk quite quickly and we had to get a train back to mine (live near the station). He was an obnoxious twat the whole train journey, declaring how he was going to make passengers uncomfortable by staring at them and also ripping apart some poor bloke’s hairstyle to me loudly.
Get back and to bed and he refused to take his shirt off. When I asked why he said it was because he has slight manboobs. We start shagging and it’s awful. He’s just on top of me grunting and at one point had to stifle a sneeze. After he came he lay next to me and started crying about how he’s lost access to his baby because he’s been struggling with a cocaine addiction. At that point I wanted him gone but he was in a right state. I pretended I was getting a headache and rang and paid for a taxi home for him and comforted him until it arrived. What else could I do? I also blocked his OLD account and number while sat next to him but he didn’t see.
Ergh ergh ergh. Won’t be doing this again. Can somebody please share their stories so I feel like I cannot claim the award for the worst date in all of existence.