To think that I'm going downhill?

[BryanFerrysmum]

Crikey! It would appear that I've gone terribly downhill since 23rd March. Teeth stained by too much red wine, breath stinks of cheese and onion crisps, 6 inch roots and fart every time I bend down or cough. Good Lord ladies, tell me it's not all over and cheer me up with your tales of woe. Incidentally, if you have developed a six pack Peter Andre would be proud of, don't gloat as your time will come. AIBU to hope that I can turn this around or should I just carry on with the wind swigging and crisp munching?

Sorry but I did giggle at your post!
I’ve had a lot of friends tell me how lockdown has treated them and not all are positive.
I’m very pregnant so I’ve been lazy and eating but I’d have been like that without lockdown!

In our whatsapp group of 4 other ladies:

• 1 feels guilty that for 4 months, she’s put on over a stone, not cleaned the house from top to bottom, not done any baking or DIY and has been spending most days in bed napping!

• 2 has nearly killed her husband and has described in detail different ways she could get rid of him as he’s so lazy and won’t move off the Xbox!

• 3 has been baking, working out, drinking wine, lost weight, is happy and enjoying lockdown (we all secretly hate her atm!)

• 4 has been really lonely and anxious and won’t go out and is having a nervous breakdown about going back to work!

Lockdown has been difficult for a lot of people and we are all getting through it best we can. If wine and crisps make you happy then be happy!

Well I totally get 1, 2 and 4, but understand why 3 could end up as Billy no mates, but at least in her defence she has been drinking wine 😂