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AIBU?

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I can remember 4 days later, let alone 20 minutes.

60 replies

ClickandForget · 24/07/2020 19:21

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Television.

AIBU that doesn't make me a genius?

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HoomanMoomin · 25/07/2020 01:47

You’re even bigger genius than he is. Which isn’t hard tbf.

melj1213 · 25/07/2020 01:48

I was working on the assumption that everyone here would be on the same page

You posted five random words with no context in an AIBU thread. Of course some people will be confused if they dont follow foreign news closely.

If you had posted "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Television ... AIBU to think Trump "passing" a dementia test does not make him a genius?" then people would have been on the same page as you would have provided some basic context.

I only had an idea it was about Trump because I could link the "remember random words at determined times in the future" memory test to the only news headline headline I have read recently regarding a memory test being noteworthy, as I choose not to read about Trump if I can help it.

cuntryclub · 25/07/2020 01:49

I was working on the assumption that everyone here would be on the same page

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Television.

How the fuck does that put anyone on the same page Confused

TheMobileSiteMadeMeSignup · 25/07/2020 01:51

I would have laughed my ass off if the man and woman had switched places before he repeated the order and had actually changed it along with them.

pokehuman · 25/07/2020 01:51

Assuming everyone on the same page is a bit narcissistic right? I did understand, but your assumption ... hmmm

penelopeplums · 25/07/2020 01:52

MY dad passed all the dementia tests but was quite a way down the dementia trail, they aren't that reliable.

BitOfFun · 25/07/2020 02:01

My dad was brilliant at the dementia tests. Asked for as many words beginning with P for a minute, he said stuff like 'perseverance' and 'perspicacity'. I'm sure the doctor thought he was making them up.

ClickandForget · 25/07/2020 02:13

You posted five random words with no context in an AIBU thread. Of course some people will be confused if they dont follow foreign news closely

It's been all over all the news I've read this past few days. And I'm not
exactly a news hawk. I thought it was common knowledge. I am obvs mistaken. Having said that, there are a few posters who recognised immediately what I meant. So, y'know, I won't go away completely disheartened.

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ClickandForget · 25/07/2020 02:19

Assuming everyone on the same page is a bit narcissistic right? I did understand, but your assumption ... hmmm

Narcissistic is a word I observe being bandied about on mumsnet with careless abandon.

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pokehuman · 25/07/2020 02:24

@ClickandForget

Assuming everyone on the same page is a bit narcissistic right? I did understand, but your assumption ... hmmm

Narcissistic is a word I observe being bandied about on mumsnet with careless abandon.

Err maybe! But to assume all know what you’re talking about firstly, and react to my post like this, would frankly assume your narcissistic hilariously!
ClickandForget · 25/07/2020 02:25

My dad was brilliant at the dementia tests. Asked for as many words beginning with P for a minute, he said stuff like 'perseverance' and 'perspicacity'. I'm sure the doctor thought he was making them up.

My mother in law is an artist, and she had to do 'V'

She said Violet and Viridian and Vermillion.

I'd have been floundering.

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ClickandForget · 25/07/2020 02:33

Assuming everyone on the same page is a bit narcissistic right? I did understand, but your assumption ... hmmm

Narcissistic is a word I observe being bandied about on mumsnet with careless abandon.

Err maybe! But to assume all know what you’re talking about firstly, and react to my post like this, would frankly assume your narcissistic hilariously!

Oops! You did it again.

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WhatCFeryIsThis · 25/07/2020 02:34

The only other person I can think of right now who would be so incensed that people don't know what random shit they're waffling about is Donald Trump himself.

Have you considered opening a twitter account OP?

ClickandForget · 25/07/2020 02:40

Have you considered opening a twitter account OP?

Ner. Wouldn't know how and couldn't be arsed.

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pokehuman · 25/07/2020 02:44

@ClickandForget

Assuming everyone on the same page is a bit narcissistic right? I did understand, but your assumption ... hmmm

Narcissistic is a word I observe being bandied about on mumsnet with careless abandon.

Err maybe! But to assume all know what you’re talking about firstly, and react to my post like this, would frankly assume your narcissistic hilariously!

Oops! You did it again.

Narcissist, narcissism, etc isn’t a Mumsnet word. Its in the dictionary and a description of you.
SisyphusAndTheRockOfUntidiness · 25/07/2020 02:52

YANBU it doesn’t make you a genius.
YABU for assuming everyone else thinks the way you do. We are neither psychic nor duplicates of you.

Say/think what you will, it is pretty narcissistic, not to mention lazy, to presume everyone knows what someone is talking about without bothering to explain it.

Pobblebonk · 25/07/2020 03:11

@Couchbettato

We know you're talking about trump, but your post is bait-y and from your updates you don't seem like someone any one wants to respond to.
And yet plenty of people have responded.

Answers on this thread are MN in their middle-of-the-night worst. Most people reading this will know exactly what OP was talking about. If you didn't, it's very easy to find out. No need for the degree of childish bad temper exhibited on here.

Pobblebonk · 25/07/2020 03:13

@ClickandForget

Actually, there are 2 groups of connected words there, so even easier.
And even easier when you're standing in front of a TV camera.
Mothership4two · 25/07/2020 03:13

I had no bloody clue what OP was going on about initially.

ClickandForget · 25/07/2020 03:18

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

See? Even after all this harassment I am able to retain. . .even after 10, maybe 15 or 20 minutes...and they don't tell you. . .they go back to the first question, well maybe not the first, but the 10th question. And I got them in the right order. Nobody gets them in the right order, but I did, it was easy for me. And you get extra points for that.

I'd love to give you all that test. You wouldn't pass it. It's not an easy test.

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TheMistressQuickly · 25/07/2020 03:26

You can or can’t?

BumbleBeeeeeee · 25/07/2020 03:29

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Trump seems to be running on a platform of "77yo Joe Biden is old and senile" despite trump himself being only 3 years younger than Joe. Perhaps he should rethink given that if he gets re elected (and honestly I actually think it's a case of when and not if because America's lost its fuckin mind) he will be not far off 79.

EmmaGrundyForPM · 25/07/2020 03:33

@BackforGood

YABU to start a thread without explaining what you are talking about,yes. Hmm
It's a major news story, the OP really shouldn't need to explain
ClickandForget · 25/07/2020 03:35

and honestly I actually think it's a case of when and not if because America's lost its fuckin mind

He's going to try and demolish the veracity of mail-in votes. It's his only chance.

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BackforGood · 25/07/2020 14:39

It's a major news story, the OP really shouldn't need to explain

...and yet, half the respondents on this thread have agreed with me.

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