One should be vigilant if vegan?

[randomer]

Especially with children, is it advisable?

Stay alert
Control the vegans
Don’t eat children

Children are not vegan so you really shouldn't eat them at all if following a plant-based diet

Is it Friday night already?

@Warminstermum

Sharon? Are you back????

Or maybe it’s Adam?!

Do you think Bungle was vegan?

No, Bungle might have looked like he was vegan, but when you read the fine print he contained honey and might have contained traces of milk. Hence vegans needing to be vigilant, stay alert, and guard against Bungle.

Especially the scary Bungle, he was before my time but I’ve seen him on TV.
He gorges on the precious souls of innocents.

I had no idea that I should be scared of Bungle!

He is coming for your kittens.

That Bungle is the stuff nightmares are made of!

𝘔𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝘉𝘌 𝘝𝘐𝘎𝘐𝘓𝘈𝘕𝘛?

𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘.

Everywhere in the country there are packs of feral children roaming the streets and preying on unsuspecting vegans. Vigilance is definitely needed. You should try carrying a water pistol filled with a nice relaxing spray such as lavender and chamomile - squirt it at the little blighters, and when they calm down feed them organic quinoa until they are pacified.

You're welcome.

Maybe op is really scary Bungle, and was trying to give the vegans a heads up to stay vigilant because she's coming for them.

Off topic, when of course I don't want to derail ops thought provoking thread, but wtf is that Bungle? I wasn't really into tv as a child and wasn't the type to scare easily, but I would have noticed a Psychopath Bungle. Did they change him? I remember him being darker brown with a rounder/ bigger head.

Yes, they changed him to a friendlier version after the first series.
Frightened the little children for some reason.

I'm a vegan but I'm not very vigilant, no. Sorry

@sbhydrogen

𝘔𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝘉𝘌 𝘝𝘐𝘎𝘐𝘓𝘈𝘕𝘛?

𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘.

How did you do that???

@Soubriquet

Be vigilant But don’t be vigilant

Eat vegan
But don’t eat vegan

Post on mn
But don’t post on mn

that made me properly laugh man. Bravo.

I'm not surprised, that bungle would look more at home with a chainsaw and a deserted cabin in the woods.

I’m going to have nightmares about Psycho Bungle.

You must be vigilant because milk powder is in loads Of random stuff. Why crisps?! Why?!

Yes, they changed him to a friendlier version after the first series

Yes, used to love Rainbow as a child but don't remember that Bungle, the Bungle I remember and watched was flufflier and nicer!

Frightened the little children for some reason
Not surprised

@MushyPeasAreTheDevilsFood
You must be vigilant because milk powder is in loads Of random stuff. Why crisps?! Why?!

Oh Gawd, I know! I'm not vegan but being intolerant to milk that REALLY pisses me off - I love me some crisps and what da fuq you go putting milk powder in crisps for?
I mean, just why?!
Sick of reading all the sodding packets to see if there's milk in crisps!

Rant over lol

I'm not surprised, that bungle would look more at home with a chainsaw and a deserted cabin in the woods.