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This is so funny but I can’t tell anyone “lighthearted”

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MadameBee · 29/06/2020 22:42

My husband and I had one too many on the weekend, afternoon outside driving in the sun.

I woke up on the sofa at 4am, I went to bed and my husband was asleep in bed. I was miffed he hadn’t woken me.

In the morning I asked why hadn’t, he says “I dunno I woke up at 3am asleep on the bathroom floor with my pants round my ankles, I figured I fell asleep on the loo”

We haven’t had the guts to ask my 18 yr old son if he used that loo BlushBlush

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MadameBee · 29/06/2020 22:43

Drinking NOT driving!!!!

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Cheesecakejar · 29/06/2020 22:44

😂😂😂 that's the kind of thing me and my husband would do!

bettybadger · 29/06/2020 22:45

GrinGrin That has made me chuckle!

IncrediblySadToo · 29/06/2020 22:48

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Poor DS. Maybe DH should apologise, just in case.

I can't imagine falling asleep on the loo though 🤣

RJnomore1 · 29/06/2020 22:50

Oh I feel better about my Saturday night now 😂

JuanNil · 29/06/2020 22:51

There's another thread where OPs teenaged daughter has left home after a row, because of a tissue left on the floor near where daughter sleeps. You left you WHOLE HUSBAND on the floor! Shock DS may need councelling Grin

FelicityBeedle · 29/06/2020 22:52

Sounds like you both had a good day Grin

MadameBee · 29/06/2020 23:03

Apparently Grin

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Bunnybigears · 29/06/2020 23:09

My husband falls asleep on the toilet after every heavy drinking session, luckily he doesnt dri I that much otherwise the rest of us would have to work out a way to pee around him.

SingleHandSue · 29/06/2020 23:18

That’s funny 😂

I remember when I was a teenager my dad got legless one evening (very unlike him)
I helped my mum lead him up to bed where we left him to sleep it off. About 10 mins later we heard a racket so went up to investigate.

My dad had stripped down to his pants and taken himself to the loo. Now, we lived in an old council house with a separate bathroom and toilet. The room he was in was tiny and he’d fallen off the loo and was wedged behind the door!

We couldn’t help him for laughing, we were in absolute stitches seeing my chubby dad in his white pants stuck behind the door groaning!

I’m not scarred luckily, but it is a very funny memory 🤣

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