My husband and I had one too many on the weekend, afternoon outside driving in the sun.
I woke up on the sofa at 4am, I went to bed and my husband was asleep in bed. I was miffed he hadn’t woken me.
In the morning I asked why hadn’t, he says “I dunno I woke up at 3am asleep on the bathroom floor with my pants round my ankles, I figured I fell asleep on the loo”
We haven’t had the guts to ask my 18 yr old son if he used that loo 
