FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS AND LANGUAGE ALERT.
I have: Naturally dark brown curly hair.
I've always wanted: Poker straight blonde hair.
Because, ya know, why make life cheap or easy for yourself aye?
Fortunately, I have a lovely hairdresser (who I'm on the verge of writing a love-letter to) in a lovely (fucking closed) salon who makes me a natural blonde every couple of months.
I think you may know where this is going right...?
So, there I am on Saturday night, feeling pissed brave and in possession of something called 'Swchwarzkopf Color (sic) Expert Light Blonde'.
How hard can it be?, I think. The people of youtube make it look pretty easy after all...
Fast forward to Sunday morning and the cold light of day....sweet jesus help me!!! 😨
'Light Blonde'??! Fucking Chernobyl orange more like 😬
I thought I'd only done a few tasteful strands, but no, I had in fact done massive orange blotches 😕
I have done loads of research since, but am totally baffled by all the bleach/peroxide/volume/developer/% talk.
Please mumsnet, please tell me the secret to lovely DIY ashy blonde highlights??
Tldr: My fucking hair has orange splotches and I want them gone.
(And yep, I've tried the blue stuff...no joy)