AIBU to invite all my family and friends round

[Viviennemary]

Would I be U to do this. I want to test my eyesight to make sure I can still recognise them all.

Sadly we havent got a river or castle nearby. But I wondered if I should ask the PM first or has he got too much on his mind.

I think if you’re going to sit in a garden you need to invite some journalists too. That way the rules won’t apply to you.

Have my very first fuck off.

Sadly we havent got a river or castle nearby. But I wondered if I should ask the PM first or has he got too much on his mind

Of course you dont have one nearby that's why it's essential to drive 270 miles to find one first

Trust your instincts. You are only being a good daughter/sister/wife/mother afterall

Have my very first fuck off.

Is that 'Baby's first fuck off' - I hope you've got a photo for the family album.

I think if you’re going to sit in a garden you need to invite some journalists too. That way the rules won’t apply to you.

How many journalists do you need to avoid breaking the rules? 23 because otherwise the PM's adviser looks like a twat.