To think someone famous must be on MN now? Give us a clue...?

[Hunnybears]

For a bit of fun 😃😃

[Hunnybears]

@HanSolo

If you thought nm might be extra busy with the rich and famous...why don't you ask on nm instead of MN? Or is your earth keyboard broken too?

Good spot there Hans! I had no clue I put the letters the wrong way round... must be my queue to get to sleep, it’s been a longggg day!

[HarrietTheShy]

Clemmie Hooper should be easy to spot.

[Tiqtok]

I'm hoping I can find @glinner for a birthday card to my son, one day I will find him!!

[Wewearpinkonwednesdays]

I think it would be good if the famous people told us who they are, then they can just name change.

[eyesbiggerthanstomach]

@katie43210 Danny Dyer?

[Kitsandkids]

The thing is, someone could come on and say, ‘ha ha, it’s me! Duchess Kate!’ Or whoever. And we’d just go, yeah right! But it could be, and we’d never believe them!

[GarlicSoup]

Excuse me but are you the Garlic?

@B1rdbra1n. Taps nose

[OneandTwenty]

Name change is not enough, they are not mad.

They need to create a new email account, register under that new account and wave.

MN is becoming like the DM, no one admits reading it but everyone is on it

[Macrometa]

I think it would be good if the famous people told us who they are, then they can just name change

Yes this! Come on... show yourselves

[Leflic]

I know two people who are regularly on telly on here ( kids at same school) and someone who was previously married to a famous.
I think most of them get where they are because they are that bit more driven and always work. They don’t waste time .( constantly on MN )
If Labour voting, hysterical with a quick wit was a job they certainly would be on here.

[Armi]

Someone in the top five is probably Megan Markle. There’s not a cat in hell’s chance she’d last two minutes on MN without telling people she’s famous.

I can picture her flinging herself across the room to get to the laptop, scrambling over toys, tables and Harry to announce she’s here and famous but....oh, far too coy to announce who she is.

[SuckingDieselFella]

I'm famous.

But I'm not H.

[viques]

married to a famous.

Is famous a noun these days?

(Scurries off to check I'm not Susie thing off countdown)

[OneandTwenty]

There’s not a cat in hell’s chance she’d last two minutes on MN without telling people she’s famous.

any particular reason for such a bitchy comment?

[eleventy3isthemagicnumber]

Caitlin Moran used to be on here a lot but I'm not sure if she is any more.

Wasn't Lily Allen too?

I bet a huge number of celebs who are mothers are on here.

[PorpentiaScamander]

I might be famous.
Then again I might not.
I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

[MehMehMeow]

I’m not famous, but if I was, MN would be perfect - you could ask and give opinions, ask questions, vent and moan and so long as you’re careful and don’t drop anything accidentally, you could be normal without raising any suspicion. Imagine if you’re Julia Roberts or Amanda Holden or Stacey Solomon and had a niggle - are you being tough on a punishment, DH being a knob, a weird lump or even if this cream or lotion works best, any responses on MN won’t be pandering to any perceived celebrity-ness.

[Leflic]

Yes, famous is a noun.

[WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll]

Wotcha, huns - I'm a regular user (penis beaker, Center Parcs bum-love, snapped and farted), and I'm veeeery famous innit, but I'm a mega old gimmer, so I'm shielding at the mo up here in my massive holiday gaff in the Highlands. The broadband isn't super fab right here, in the middle of nowhere, so I can only get on occasionally when I can be bothered to shin up to the top of a huge Regency oak tree.

I'm much more active on MN when I'm at my normal chez moi in London or at my other pad what I really luffs in Berkshire, but it just ain't worth it at my age. Peace out, vipers and stay safe!

[TeamLannister]

It's an adjective

[Jux]

Isn't famous an adjective?

[Jux]

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[WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll]

Armi - just watch it, eh? MM and I might have had our tiffs, but she's a doughty gel who knows her own mind and and I still look out for her and that splendid young ginger hubalub she has.

[WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll]

Famous is an adjective.

Farmhouse is a noun.

Easy to confuse the two if you have a ghastly non-U accent (unlike me, of course). HTH.

[WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll]

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Got to be either Dame Stella Rimington (she's one of mine) or Peter Andre (he's not).