To ask for your hill you will die on? LIGHTHEARTED

[SheliaHammondDiet]

As per the meme ‘I will die on this hill’ what are your lighthearted hills you’re willing to die on?

Mine:

Phoebe Buffay is the worst friends character. She is not kooky, she’s mean, selfish and always looking for ways to put the other friends down. Everyone is too busy hating Ross to realise Phoebe is a cock. I will die on this hill.

Mouth I have no words for your HP hill.

Another hill I’m ready to die one Crisps and Nuts are superior to cakes and sweets. Of any kind.

Never ever liked Friends, and still don’t understand the hype. I preferred This Life as it was so much better.
I’m off to smoke a fag on my hill 😀

@MouthBreathingRage I agree with you a million percent on both of these! You've made me happy because I thought I was the only one!

Cats are better than dogs.

MouthI have no words for your HP hill.

I will stand on it alone for the rest of time if I must . Or stand on top of it, arguing the toss with whoever passes my way!

Me too @Lockedownbutnotout it gets right on my wick when people start talking about it and using references assuming that you know or care what they are on about. Bah!

Eastenders and all soaps of that ilk (Coronation/Emmerdale etc.) are shit

Dogs are waaaay better than cats.

The teabag must be removed before the milk goes in.

Cheese can piss off. All of it except marscapone, which has a place in tiramisu.

That the ending of Lost didn't 'ruin the show.' My blood boils when I hear anybody say it. It ended the show perfectly.

It’s HALAPENYO
and FAHEETA
and TORTEEYA
and while I’m at it... CAMEELA CABEYO (singer)

not jhuhluhpehno
And fageetuh
and tortilluh
And Camilla cabellorrrr

I’m from lancs the accent is something else

Anyway that’s the hill I choose, great thread OP

My hill:

A muffin is a small bread, delicious when toasted. You don't need to preface it with the word English because people have been baking them in England for hundreds of years. They were always called muffins.
We haven't started calling football "English football" so why do it to our baking?

What coffee shops call a muffin is a bloody oversized fairy cake.

I’m totally on the hill about David Attenborough- boring in the extreme . Horses are way better than both cats and dogs - except my own dog who is special .

Harry Potter movies are shit. Never read the books, so can't comment on those but the movies are mind-numbingly boring.

Weetabix must be served hot and stirred like porridge. Not cold, not in a block shape.

A nice hot bowl of liquid. Preferably with a few cocoa pops or crunchy nut cornflakes as a topping

Yes!! No one else have ever even heard of the idea of putting cereal on top!

My hill is that star wars is crap

Friends is a rubbish TV programme

Avocado is rubbish

BBQ sauce is the only acceptable sauce on Pizza

The phrase is ‘you’ve got another think coming’ not ‘you’ve got another thing coming’. Not only will I die on this hill, I will take others down with me!

I’ve never eaten a pot noodle, never will. Not my idea of food.

COULD HAVE not could of.

@SheliaHammondDiet I don’t like Phoebe either. In the earlier seasons she was written way better. Towards the end they made her just nasty!! I love Ross he was insecure apparently if a man is insecure that makes him abusive and problematic!!

Lush is extremely overpriced now and scents are too samey

Takes a deep breath

Ross is absolutely the worst Friends character. He was a possessive cheating creep.

Agree totally.

Cheese is absolutely NOT a dessert. I'll have cheese, but only as a fourth course after dessert.

Moist is a great word. BBQ pizza is amazing.

Samwise is clearly ten times the Hobbit Frodo could ever hope to be (but why the fuck did Gandalf not just give them a lift on the great big bird to begin with?)

It's not margarine, it's spread.

Hermione is a nagging whiner (being smart is not a personality trait, not even if you're a girl)

No, she's pretty damn stoic and resourceful and would've been a far superior Voldemort fighter than Harry, with all his bloody angst. They'd have all died without her. People treat her like a know-it-all with no feelings, but there are hidden depths there. She's a very supportive friend, incredibly brave, she erased her own parents' memories of her, permanently, to protect them from Voldemort. She's an awesome character. And that might be my hill. Or one of them, at least.

Tomato ketchup should be kept in the fridge. It must be served very cold on my hot fish and chips.

Towels should be hard and scratchy. Not thick and soft.