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To ask for your hill you will die on? LIGHTHEARTED

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SheliaHammondDiet · 30/04/2020 19:11

As per the meme ‘I will die on this hill’ what are your lighthearted hills you’re willing to die on?

Mine:

Phoebe Buffay is the worst friends character. She is not kooky, she’s mean, selfish and always looking for ways to put the other friends down. Everyone is too busy hating Ross to realise Phoebe is a cock. I will die on this hill.

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Brogley · 02/05/2020 11:25

I agree about calories in/calories out and I do hope that was her intent but her exact words were "eat 1000 calories a day and watch the weight drop off".

SerenDippitty · 02/05/2020 11:28

If you only consume 1000 calories a day you will lose weight, regardless, so just stop with all the slow metabolism, heavy bones, it's genetic, nonsense. Eat 1000 calories a day and watch the weight drop off.

I have an underactive thyroid and it’s really not medically advisable to consume that few calories a day. The thyroid needs a moderate intake to support its function. Apart from that it’s really not sustainable long term for anyone with a normal healthy appetite.

BrooHaHa · 02/05/2020 11:32

It is university not 'uni' FFS. If you say 'uni' infront of me, rest assured I am secretly envisaging you being ripped apart by wild dogs.

It's a shortening of a five-syllable word for convenience when speaking and writing. Do you also insist that people call quads quadriceps every time they want to refer to them? Labs/laboratories? Limo/limousine? Decaf/decaffeinated?

lovinglavidaloca · 02/05/2020 11:43

Agree about calories!

TSSDNCOP · 02/05/2020 11:49

The correct use of cutlery is to hold your knife in your right hand and your fork, tines down in your left. Backs of both hands upward. Any other way makes a person look like they didn't master the basics as a toddler.

Using correct spelling and grammar isn't boring and unnecessary. Not using it makes you look like an illiterate prick.

Harry Potter needed to be gored with the editing pen, but clearly the £ got in front of that.

The Mrs Brown hate hill needs to be designated as a new country, with an army to defend its shores and citizens.

2outof3Mightbebad · 02/05/2020 11:51

There are no 'safe spaces' on the internet.

Literally nowhere on the internet is a 'safe space'.

MN isn't. And certain corners of MN are not either, despite the assertions of some posters.

SpnBaby1967 · 02/05/2020 12:04

Star trek is better than star wars!

Pineapple on pizza is amazing!

TSSDNCOP · 02/05/2020 12:09

Star trek is better than star wars!

OP it would be wise to keep these two hills apart.

SpnBaby1967 · 02/05/2020 12:09

@MaggieAndHopey YES! The crazy long nails, especially when they are obvious fake are vile.

The noise they make when people use a phone, that tap tap tap sound and then just look like curved talons!

My stomach turns when these beauty instagrammers tap the products they hold up in that weird way they do with their other hand behind it, as they show them to the camera just Envy (not envy).

DameHannahRelf · 02/05/2020 12:12

Stargate-SG1 is better than star trek and star wars combined, mainly because it has Samantha Carter 😍

iklboo · 02/05/2020 12:18

The Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit are rubbish books. Pages and pages of 'song' lyrics and foddle-de-doddle-de-do bollocks.

Frodo should have sent the ring by Hermes. Guaranteed to be destroyed long before it got to Mount Doom.

BikeRunSki · 02/05/2020 12:22

I don’t like long hair on young girls.
DD(8) is the only girl in her class, swimming club or football team with short hair. She has an ear length bob. We have no traumas about washing, drying, brushing or styling it, or tying it up. It got down to the bottom of her shoulder blades a few years years ago, and asked for short hair again for to the washing, brushing etc.... we grew it initially for ballet, but football trumped ballet in the end.

derxa · 02/05/2020 12:27

I love Diana, Princess of Wales and still weep when I see footage of her funeral.

PotholeParadise · 02/05/2020 12:32

New hill. People writing I have rang.

The English simple past is I rang and the past perfect is I have rung.

Seeimg this bastardisation of the two is causing me daily pain.

Carolduckingbaskin · 02/05/2020 12:47

@derxa I’m the opposite (and fear my hill will be lonely). I think Diana was one of those people who would drain the life out of you with their self-pitying “oh I’m so fragile” ways,

Additionally I think Michael Jackson’s music is way overrated and will happily join the Beatles are meh hill too.

derxa · 02/05/2020 12:52

Carol I don't think so. MN generally hates Diana. But that's OK. Diana was a flawed human being but I miss her.

ReplacementPlasticUterus · 02/05/2020 12:59

Ahem. Brown sauce is best with fish and chips. Ketchup (cold) is suitable only to accompany macaroni cheese, and nothing else.

Keanu Reeves cannot act. (I suspect I won't have too many disagreements over this one.)

Laurel and Hardy were not funny. Ditto Charlie Chaplin. And Alan Davies.

If you put the milk in with the teabag before the hot water, I can taste it and I will not drink it, so don't bother.

All sports involving balls are tedious for the spectator. Only running fastest, jumping highest and throwing things furthest are worth watching, and then only if you've nothing better to be doing.

BrooHaHa · 02/05/2020 13:03

Stargate-SG1 is better than star trek and star wars combined, mainly because it has Samantha Carter

I loved the will-they-won't-they with O'Neill. And the Vala-Daniel storyline in the last couple of seasons. None of the spin-offs were anywhere near as good. Although, Ronan from Atlantis...

ReadilyAvailable · 02/05/2020 13:09

@PotholeParadise My grammatical hill is ‘has went’. Why can people not use the past tense properly any more? Have people forgotten that the word ‘gone’ exists?

hiddenmnetter · 02/05/2020 13:14

@MooseBreath Snape was a villain who obsessed over and fetishised his childhood crush, and was only fighting against Voldemort and the Death Eaters because Harry (who he bullied to excess along with countless other children) had the same eyes as Lily.

I disagree- Snape was probably the best character (despite being the least likeable). He showed tremendous courage. He grew up and fell in love with the girl next door. His school boy nemesis won her heart and he was (understandably) sour. This was combined with some nasty character traits, like being muggleist, and cruel. That said, his redemption, his greatest feature, was his love for lily. Sure he was creepy about it as a younger man, but the second her life was threatened, he, at great personal risk, did everything he could do protect her, and in honour of her and her love, protected her son. He despised Harry for being James' son, but loved and cared for him anyway. Risked his life and eventually gave up his life to protect Harry. His defective character traits make him unlikeable but he is still a good guy.

Her writing (as PP above) isn't that great, but her characters are brilliantly thought out and she wove the whole world in a masterly way, and it is written with a very Christian horizon (which has been subtley and well done) with regards the whole conflict around the fear of death and courage in the face of death.

Snape was villainous, but certainly not a villian- because he loved lily he avoided the worst crime that Voldemort can never avoid (and JK Rowling's theme around the root of evil being the fear of death)- he becomes unafraid of death because he loved lily so much he recognises that it is worse for lily to have died in vain than for him to die, thus his redemption. He is able to act with courage and love despite being tortured by the fact that lily chose James not him, due to his love for lily. Harry represents both his greatest personal loss and also the only possibility of redeeming himself after betraying her (accidentally) to Voldemort.

PotholeParadise · 02/05/2020 13:30

I saw has went on MN last week. It was like walking through a field of fully grown stinging nettles while wearing hot pants. Stoppit, people!

I will keep Derxa company on her hill while I am about it.

DinosApple · 02/05/2020 13:31

Animals should live outdoors, no pets indoors, or in cages. I'm probably totally alone in this Grin. I do love wildlife though.

I'm new to tea drinking. Only taken it up since lock down and we ran out of squash (heathen). After a few weeks experimentation: tea bag, hot water, squish it about and add a healthy splosh of whole milk. Strong and milky. No sugar. If biscuits are to be consumed only cow biscuits, dunked twice briefly.
Why would people put milk in before hot water, surely that would just drop the temperature of the water?

Butter - salted only. No spread ever.
Unsalted butter is the work of the devil. Substituting salted for unsalted butter by supermarkets shouldn't be allowed settings adjusted now. Nothing so disappointing as only realising after you have liberally spread this insult to taste buds all over your crumpets. Pah!

Baking a cake with unsalted butter is also a travesty. Sweet needs salt to being the flavour out.

DetroitTheTourist · 02/05/2020 13:31

Sloths are creepy, with tiny heads and disturbingly long fingers. They are not cute.

Thelnebriati · 02/05/2020 13:47

DinosApple
Animals all live within a defined territory, If their territory meets all of their needs (company, food, shelter, activity) they don't hanker for freedom. Thats a human concept.

crispysausagerolls · 02/05/2020 14:46

James Potter was a knob