Aibu to now ask for the naughtiest or funniest thing you did at school?

[cultkid]

The thread with teachers has added some love back into a profession which is being highly criticised at the moment
Let's hear the naughtiest thing you did at school please?

My year group went on strike during are gcse as it was really hot and we didn't want to wear ties . The school finally backed down as we called the news they were going to stop are gcse.

We also locked a teacher in the cupboard

Another teacher nothing to do with me got glued to a chair.

R year was awful so much more😂

I charged people to write absence & excuse notes for them so they could wag it or get out of a class. I had a notebook with each 'parent's handwriting' in so every note was consistent.

we had a very eccentric music teacher. In music lessons when we did singing, my friend and I would deliberately sing 'duff' out of tune notes every now and again when the teacher wasn't too close by. She always used to blame a couple of girls she didn't like too much (some of the naughtier students who were often messing around) and who weren't known for their musical talents. We were right on the front row and in the chamber choir so she would never have suspected us. To be fair, we really enjoyed choir but singing in class was a bit tedious!

Garroted the lad in front of me in an English lesson - we had been told to act as though we were bullying him and I just happened to have a brass wire garrote in my pencil case.

Tied the sixth form swot to a chair and then most of the rest of the sixth form carried him at shoulder level on a tour of the school, including a lap of the staff room, before depositing him in the middle of the stage.

Spent my first French class at secondary school hiding in a cupboard. Got boring real fast!

Snuck out at night down an old smugglers' tunnel to smoke and drink on the beach (boarding school).

Broke into the dining room late at night and put all the furniture into a field full of sheep. They brought in security guards after that.

There was a knackerdy old guitar in the drama room, really just a prop. I wound up the strings really really tightly and left them in another dormitory. The sound of it slowly bending and then a massive BANG made two girls piss theire beds (not proud now, but at the time i laughed my arse off).

I didn0t do anything terrible, but some were on drugs and shit, emptied san bins all over the loo floors, disgusting stuff. Oh, and put bogies into the Christmas cake they baked in cookery class for the headmaster. Yummy.

I was bullied relentlessly and was made to provide sexual favours for the main boy
I managed to steal his coursework for 4 subjects so he had nothing to hand in

Garroted the lad in front of me in an English lesson - we had been told to act as though we were bullying him and I just happened to have a brass wire garrote in my pencil case.

Erm...why?!

I had a set of wire snares and some other bits and bobs in jacket pockets. Whilst bored in a previous lesson I repurposed one of the snares along with a couple of lengths of aluminium tubing (to use as handles) to make the garrote. It all made perfect sense at the time.

As for the actual garroting it was an attempt at method acting and no real harm was done. The lad just had a few interesting marks on his neck for a couple of hours. Could be worse - one of the 5th years made a credible attempt at poisoning the pottery master.

Nicked a pad of off exercise chits from the nurses office and charged my friends £2 a chit. As PE was a pan-school thing, my friends and I rarely turned up but were not often noticed.

Replaced all the goldfish in the fish tank with carrots

Whole class gave themselves different names for substitute teacher

Locked art teacher in stock cupboard

I was one of the good students

just to make this clear im female just a big female

so does punching a male pe teacher in the face count?then i got him suspended

i was a few months off 12 and in y1(y7 now) and developed very early i was 5ft10 already(6ft by 14) with size 11 mens feet (12 a few years later) and a E cup bra,i wasnt fat i used to wear 30 inch waists

this was early 90s and a little village in south wales valleys so we didn't have the shops available to us like the big citys so i used to wear mens trousers and trainers

in our school gym kit was provided and given out as you passed them at the door so the teacher judged your size

a male pe teacher would treat the girls differently he was not allowed in the room so used to stand outside the door till we were all ready

being my size i wasn't getting in to girls pe skirts or polo shirt or the black plimsolls provided

he knew how big i was as ive been here for months already and came here this size and i was clearly taller than him so it was obvious

from day 1 we had a agreement with the head(male if it matters) to say as i couldn't fit in to the standard girls uniform they expected me to wear as it was blazers,skirt,tights and black flats and being my size this type of clothes wasn't available like it is now so i had permission to wear the boys uniform,which was mens trousers as i was a 34 leg,mens shoes being a 11 and mens blazer being a E cup

for gym i could either wear the boys(in this case y11)or bring my own which i did

i was a good 3-4 inches bigger that this teacher but he though as a man he was above me,for weeks he would try and embarrass me over my size and insist i wear the uniform provided,no matter how many times the head said i couldnt he wouldn't have any of it and would try it every week

me being gobby(ive took no shit since i could talk) i would tell him straight no chance and wear what i bought

one winters session it was cold, dark and freezing so i dont know if he was in a bad mood but he tried it again,i told him again they wont fit

he then snatched my bag out of my hand and tried to push their uniform into my hand, i shoved it back and carried on walking

he then squared up to me bumped me with his chest and said look here little girl you will do as a jolly well say and had a aggressive look on his face so i clumped him,he hit the floor with a thud so you had the gasps and oh my god so i walked away and came home as it was only a 10 min walk

my mother went ape shit and marched up the school to complain,as at the end of the day no matter what my size was im still a 12 y old girl

my version and the whole lines version matched so he police was called he was taken away and he got suspended.he never came back after that
the police case got dropped

i had a repetition as no one to be messed with from that day on

i also have another one regarding a re teacher in the first week of starting comp

ive been atheist for as long as i can remember so when i had my very first re lesson i wasnt having any of it and told her it was all rubbish and how many lessons have i got a week to put up wit this,her reply 3

i said im very sorry im not sitting her for 3 hours a week or doing any home work on something i believe is utter rubbish so im very sorry im not doing this subject

i then walked out knocked on the heads door and explained what i done and im not willing to attend any longer and especially for hours per week for the next 5 years and is there any way can i opt of this

after calling my mother and her coming up we agreed i could drop this class on being a different religion

every day i came home my mother used to say and vents today then?as i haven't been called today

ive probably got hundreds more as like i said i take no shit off anyone and was always gobby but i will be here all day

They were knocking down the primary school at the end of my road. We used to roller skate in the empty swimming pool.

Most of the good stuff happened when we were Sixth formers.
Someone put something into the organ, magnesium maybe, that created some flash/bangs.
We advertised the school for sale on the last day in the local paper, who were dumb enough to accept the advert!
We ordered a taxi for the Head from every company in the area on our last day too.
When we had a speaker due for Speech Day who had commented in to press that young people didn't know the National Anthem we got three verses of it copied and distributed them to all the school, some staff helped out on the quiet. On the evening we all sang the first verse but all the school then carried on for another two verses, much to the purple-faced anger of the Head! The Speaker saw the funny side, congratulated us on our ingenuity and told the Head there were to be no reprisals.

Takenoshitshirley I think I might know you 😁 Not from the RCT by any chance?

Me and a friend had been wagging it a couple if days here and there, we’d go to her boyfriends house (I think we were 15 at the time). One afternoon we went there We were all watching a movie & well you can imagine the horror on our faces when our mums banged on the window! We got so done & put on report for a month!

I’ve name changed for this

We watched a video about uri geller in RE and the following lunchtime I decided to try a bit of spoon bending myself (helped obviously by brute strength). I mystically bent a couple of spoons to the mild amusements of my friends and the dinner ladies, then left them in the used cutlery tray and thought no more of it.

Until a few days later we had a whole school assembly complete with bible readings on the theme of damaging other people’s property. I had a sneaking feeling about what was coming and was getting more and more uncomfortable.

The finale of the assembly was the headteacher brandishing one of my spoons and expressing her disgust that one of her pupils could destroy school property.

I dissolved into tears on the front row immediately signalling my guilt.

I used to tape teachers and pupils pens to the desk, really carefully so it wasnt obvious.

Skipped school to hang out in town with my naughty mates, smoked weed n drew graffiti in the ladies loos. Standard high school problem teen I guess

Went to a VERY posh all girls grammar school. One day a friend and I absconded to town with two lads from the local comp for shopping, lunch etc. They walked us all the way back into the school and to our classroom for the final lesson. Much to the shock of the teachers and other pupils

I shit in a cup once as a dare and got caught by a teacher. I was 6.

@TAKESNOSHITSHIRLEY
How awful, I can't believe he treated you like that.
You had to defend yourself aged 12 and were humiliated over your size, by an adult.
What a fucking loser.
Find him online and send him a letter to tell him how nasty he was

Seeleyboo I can't breathe I'm laughing so much!

Elquino.......I was a funny child and did anything for a laugh. I can still see the teachers face now. Holding the cup with the steaming turd in and her asking me why I did it and what is she going to tell my parents. She didn't tell them. Looking back what would she have said. Mr and mrs boo. Your daughter pooped in a cup. Pppffhhaaa.

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One April 1st I forged a letter on school headed notepaper telling everyone in my year that they had to sit an extra A level exam.

There had been some confusion about which exam board we were entered into, so I took the opportunity to wind them all up with it. Unfortunately the teacher concerned - whose signature I’d forged - was mortified by the whole thing and demanded to know who had done it. My English teacher had recognised my writing style from the letter and given me a little hint on how to make it even more realistic to other teachers, but then clearly felt bad and pointed the other teacher in the right general direction, at which point I confessed.

I was told to make sure every single letter was collected and none made it home. I was so embarrassed I just left school for the rest of the day

Hid behind bush during cross country, smoked, joined back with the back of the pack as they were going in when lesson finished.
Once got stoned at lunch and went back to class.
Had sex in the props cupboard of the drama studio
Took all the books from the bookcase in english class and then took the empty shelves to make an obstacle course over the room
Bunked off quite a bit
Was present (although didn't do the locking) when others locked our maths teacher in a cupboard

Nobody ever found out about any of these though so I was always known as a good girl!

My Dsis on the other hand went to berlin on a school trip. Started chatting to some german boys when both schools were queuing up to go on a boat trip, then decided to abscond and go with them. Teachers didn't realise until they saw her waving from the wrong boat when they were passed on the river.