To ask what do you do with a poo that won’t flush

[Ladynana]

Exactly that. What do you do when your poo won’t flush despite multiple attempts at flushing?

Next time try, washing up liquid in the bowl leave for 5 mins then pour in boiling water, works every time 👍🏻

Never said you were trolling. I think there are a million things to try before starting a thread about it though. Plus it's extra odd you didn't want your DH finding out.

I have a poo skewer kept at the back of the bathroom cabinet (thoroughly cleaned with bleach after use) for this purpose.

Biological washing liquid, then 5 or 10 mins later a kettle of boiling water, leave then flush.

@mouthbreathingrage ffs it’s only a light hearted thread about something that happened earlier. Not every thread needs to be important or weighty. Why would I tell DH? “Don’t go in there love there’s a giant poo in the toilet”

Scoop it out with my bare hands and chuck it out the window.

@YangShanPo

Blame the kids and get DH to sort it out haha

Sonichu Is that based on the thread where someone did that on a first date and it made the national news? That was so funny.

I'm almost afraid to ask tinky but a poo skewer?

@Ladynana, messaged recieved! I'll bow out, 'talking shit' isn't much for me.

Unwind a wire coat hanger and chop it up with that. We keep a (clean) one on hand ready for such a...ahem...situation.

I hope I haven't dreamt that story? She threw it out the window but it landed on the ledge so she climbed out to retrieve it and got stuck

@batshittery that did happen lol. I read another about a woman who put her poo in a carrier bag and accidentally left it on her date’s kitchen table.

Wow I know I shouldn't find it funny, but I do. Probably as it would be my worst nightmare. (Leaving it in a toilet - not a carrier bag)

Washing up liq

It's not an uncommon problem, even Christopher Robin had one - he called his a PoohStick.

My friend works with kids and has had this issue with several over the years, she says a breadstick and then flush that too!
It really is my friend btw, I'd rather eat my own eyes than work with kids.

Why wouldn't you tell DH? My OH and I have helped each other get rid of many a poo hahaha

A breadstick is a genius.

All the above, but use dishwasher powder or tablet (dissolved).

It umm... digests stuff. Wait an hour and flush.

I don't think it's ever happened to me. Could you not just put some toilet paper over it and flush again?

Keep it as a pet?

I've actually found this thread very useful, thank you.

Coat hanger

I seem to remember reading that there's sometimes a medical cause for poos which float rather than flush?