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Live neighbours shouty visitors thread anybody?

16 replies

MyNameHasBeenTaken · 12/04/2020 15:16

I know it's not as good as a parking thread, sorry .
Last week (I think? Losing track of weeks now) my neighbours parents found the solution to "contactless visiting" by standing in the garden and shouting at the neighbours

Today, they have visited again. As their kid is playing in the garden, visitors are standing in MY garden to shout .
I guess they wont be there long, as they have left a leg of lamb cooking in the oven .
The range wasnt busy when they both went the other day but they got the thing they wanted for their garden.
They also got some apples. As an apple a day keeps the doctor away. That's an old saying, you know.
And why are you so out of breath??
Aldi beans are as good as tesco beans.
We love beans. You should eat some beans ...

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SambaMamba · 12/04/2020 15:16

How are strangers in your garden

MyNameHasBeenTaken · 12/04/2020 15:17

They are not cheating, they are more than 6 feet away!

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MyNameHasBeenTaken · 12/04/2020 15:17

Tunnels between houses to access back gardens for bins

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FlaskMaster · 12/04/2020 15:18

This is fun. Not for you op, but in general!

FlaskMaster · 12/04/2020 15:19

Join in the convo maybe?

Cheerbear23 · 12/04/2020 15:21

Tell them to get off your garden! If they’re touching your stuff stuff (gates, fences etc) they could be leaving virus on it.

MyNameHasBeenTaken · 12/04/2020 15:23

Go and wash your hands please
Use body wash
Heheheh

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MyNameHasBeenTaken · 12/04/2020 15:24

Where are the easter eggs?

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chocolatesaltyballs22 · 12/04/2020 15:24

I had this yesterday while I was enjoying the peace in my garden. Two sets of neighbours stood right outside my gate chatting about how lovely it is to meet others in the street in these difficult times. For frickin ages. With their respective kids screeching throughout.

I'm reet happy that you've found new friends but please go and have your dull convo elsewhere...

MyNameHasBeenTaken · 12/04/2020 15:24

REALLY??

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StrangerDaysAhoy · 12/04/2020 15:24

I've just shut my window. I do not need to hear a yappy dog and some woman's dreary account of what her mum had for her tea yesterday.

If she was on my property I'd give her the fuck off pills.

MyNameHasBeenTaken · 12/04/2020 15:25

They are on the joint path between houses.
Leaning on next door gate

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MyNameHasBeenTaken · 12/04/2020 15:26

An elephant .
Elephants have trunks.
They also wear boots?

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mamansnet · 12/04/2020 15:32

Can you decide to go out and use your garden, op? And just park your sun lounger a liiiittle too close to them for comfort so that they move on?!

dentydown · 12/04/2020 15:45

Does your lawn need a sprinkler? Looks a bit parched op!

FlaskMaster · 12/04/2020 16:03

Have they taken too many shrooms? Or not enough? Time for some topless window cleaning if they don't sod off soon I think!

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