Lighthearted in that I won't actually do it but...
Working from home. We're lucky enough to have an 'office' in a separate room downstairs. When DH is working in the office the door is closed and I keep DD (3) away from him and only occasionally disturb to bring him coffee.
Now, he's been furloughed, and I'm a teacher. In the first couple of weeks the workload from school was pretty light, we set some work for the first fortnight and then there wasn't all that much to do, now it's ramping up with setting work for the coming weeks and marking and giving feedback on what the pupils have done so far.
When I'm working in the office he keeps popping in to get stuff, or lets DD come to visit me, or pops in to tell me about something she just did, and I'm getting annoyed.
It doesn't help that I can hear him on the phone to his friend, who he used to run a business with, stepped away from it a decade ago, but still occasionally helps out with (unpaid). Recently this friend has taken on more than he can handle without DH and seems to think the free support is unlimited and available 24/7. DH gets frustrated with this but still answers the phone at mealtimes, bedtimes, family times, and just complains to me instead of having word with his friend.
I should also add that I will go and use my words in a minute, but felt like a MN rant first would help me do that more calmly.