Funny things that have happened during lockdown?

[LockedInLockdown]

Lighthearted thread. Let’s have some fun!

Me- I ordered x2 pizzas last week, due to social distancing they left the pizzas on the floor. I picked them up & my pizza fell out of the box I found it funny, then I got angry 😡 I would have prefers for it to have been DHs pizza that fell out of the box

AT 8:05pm last Thursday I heard the front door go, then ds shout "Sorry I missed it; I was on the toilet. This is for the NHS" then he clapped.

My elderly neighbours are self isolating (and are taking it very seriously, I have been running errands for them - they disinfect everything). During last week's clap for the NHS their front door swung shut behind them..... locking them out.

I mean, who manages to lock themselves out when isolating in their own home?

(I have spare keys for them, fortunately, but it was a bit of a crisis for them as I couldn't go near them and they needed dettol to disinfect them before picking them up).

I've been after a fitbit for a couple of years. I've finally ordered one and it's due to be delivered this afternoon. I'm sure it will be fascinating to monitor the 73 steps I do a day...😆

[grin]@Burrden, I found that funnier than I should have. I have visions of them approaching the keys on the ground like trying to rescue a winning lottery ticket from under a sleeping snake.

DH was in an annoying tidying mood this morning. We wants to the butchers and supermarket (only one of us went in to each) and then he wanted me to get straight on with the tidying before making the full English breakfast I’d decided to make him and DS (I had it too but I’m not bothered about full English breakfasts). He was generally being a bit of a dick then decided that the cupboards HAD to be tidied today because obviously I never keep on top of it 🙄 so I went upstairs to sort out the washing and heard a shout and my name being called and he’d gone and dropped a of peppercorns all over the kitchen. We have a big kitchen diner and not one corner had been missed by them 😂 He has to sweep them all up whilst I hoovered the pile of them 😂.