AIBU to ask your revenge stories (petty or otherwise) ?

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I have a particularly unpleasant ex.
He is so horrible to our dc which thankfully he doesn't see very often.
I've had a sleepless night fantasy plotting revenge on him.
Please share your stories of tones you got your own back to cheer me up as the only revenge I will ever have is living a lovely life without him - which has been scarpered by this pandemic!

Time was all that was needed to gain revenge on exh. After years of trying to brainwash our dc against me they aged and gained enough maturity - and balls - to tell him to fuck off.
And now live ft with me and haven't seen him for over 3 years now..

When I was 19 I was seeing this guy whom I thought was the bee’s knee’s (he really wasn’t though) and one weekend he had went raving during the Edinburgh festival when all clubs were open until 5am, he asked me to go but I was working in the morning so said no, anyway he lived across the road from me in a flat share with 2 other guys and we were all pals, so anyway this night I had been up visiting his pal, and my pal, in the flat share and on the way home I seen Mr Lover boy driving up the road with his mate in the passenger seat and 2 girls in the back, well I was fuming as you could imagine so I stood outside my stair door to spy on what he was doing and when he got out the car then he opened the door for the girl he was with and then continued to snog her for about 5 mins straight, well I was raging yet didn’t confront him there and then, instead I went up to my flat and quietly seethed until I had a hell of an idea, he only got his mini car a few weeks prior to this night and it was his pride and joy so I got a huge knife from my Dads set and went and scraped my name onto the bonnet of his car, I used block caps! He never forgot me after that