To think this could be the craziest theory yet about Corona virus.

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That it is being blown in by Russian warships in the English Channel.

The virus is getting blown in. .......This is according to my neighbour who declared this after seeing news reports of 7 Russian warships in the area. I wouldn’t mind but this man is usually very rational.

My fave one so far is that there is no virus. It’s all psychosomatic. People are getting sick and dying because of the thought of a pandemic.

It’s all experiment in social programming by “the media”

The Apollo 11 mission brought it back from the Moon.

It's currently being spread via chemtrails.

You read it here first!

If anyone knows even an ounce about viruses will go 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️at that theory. End of.

Joe Wicks did it so that we all do his daily workouts.

Our president believes it's a chinese ploy to make capitalist countries less powerful.

Google event 201. Also the Tom Hanks reference. Strange.

This thread has royally cheered me up

I entirely agree with the pp that if it is Joe hicks hes taking a hell of a risk, even people who like his workouts seem to find him annoying , I now have an image if a group if supercharged toddlers and mothers chasing him down the street as he tries to flee on that unbelievably irritating motorised scooter thing of his. its put a smile on my face for the first time in days.

I did have to laugh when I saw that Putins reelection was delayed due to the virus, I had to laugh that someone said he was taking advantage but in all fairness I dont think you are really allowed to vote for anyone else in Russia really are you? I mean not if you like...well basic stuff like living ?

Dont think Putin needs it really, he just uses large men with guns!

DP and I think it was invented by Theresa May as revenge for Boris pushing her under the political bus during the Brexit fiasco.

Well we don't, but did think it was a silver lining seeing the snake get his just desserts having lit the touch paper, stepped back and let Theresa get all the shit, and then take over once she crumbled.

I’ve just read that a Chinese official told the US Congress in 2017 this was going to happen m. Apparently it’s in Aerosols.

Love the theories but I'm afraid you're all wrong. Fergie did it to stop liverpool winning the league

I heard it doesn't exist at all. It's just a rumour perpetuated by Goverments to hide an exercise in population reduction and to control human behaviour.

I reckon Cummings is behind it all. Did you see how fast that fucker ran out of Number 10 yesterday?

At least I haven’t (yet) heard of any Imam saying it’s all down to the wrath of Allah because of ungodly swimming pools and cinemas.
As did happen in Aceh after the tsunami - a dd was working there in the aftermath.