My washing is getting darked on. AIBU to abandon it forever?

[DennisReynoldsDuster]

Lighthearted.
There’s no saving it now is there?

Socially isolate yourself from it.

My mum used to say that moonshine (night air) was good for lightening stains. If she was still here I'd tell her it wasn't the moon but spider willies. 😆 But on second thoughts her reply would be that one is never too old to have their mouth washed out!

Shit, it's 4am and I just remembered mine is out there too. It's been very darked on by now. Do I burn or zoflora? It's mainly baby clothes and blankets. It's a burn job isn't it?

@MitziK

Meh, spider willies, men's willies...much the same thing. One's just smaller and hairier.

Which one?!

I would hang mine out, but we took the washing line down last week when we had builders in to replace the garden wall. Shame, the weather's been lovely as well.

Merryweather80 OMG don't you know anything? You Zoflora and then burn. You certainly can't put those clothes on your baby who will be traumatised when they realise their clothing is full of spider willies.

Thai is the thread I didn’t know I needed 😂

@sanityisamyth Depends on whether we're talking about my ex or not, really...

@MitziK ditto

well moonlight takes out stains and keeps whites white

So selfish - will no-one think of the poor willieless spiders - no baby spiders this year yay!

@Silverysurfer I will of course give my head a wobble and heed your advice. No spider willies will go anywhere near my baby. I will burn the washing line too. Clearly that has been darked on and williefied. It can not be trusted.