i defo think in fact our scottish anthem should be HOOTS MON by LORD ROCKINGHAM'S XI there's a moose loose* abbot this hoose^ imagine the dancing
Hoots Mon is a song written by Harry Robertson. It was a UK #1 for three weeks in 1958. The song was featured in a commercial for Wine Gums, sung by Lord Rockingham's XI.
The record is mostly instrumental, punctuated by three (stereo) typical Scottish phrases:
"Hoots mon" is an interjection usually meaning "Hey!"
"There's a moose loose aboot this hoose" ("There's a mouse loose about this house") is standard cliche highlighting Scottish pronunciation.
"It's a braw, bricht, moonlit nicht." ("It's a beautiful, bright moonlit night") is a similar cliche.