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To bloody love a crisp sandwich?

120 replies

QuestionableMouse · 14/03/2020 20:21

Thick white bread.
Lots of proper butter.
Salt and vinegar crisps.

Perfection!

I only have it once in a blue moon but they're delicious.

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Jupiter15 · 14/03/2020 20:35

Used to have them for school lunch sometimes and spend the rest of my £1 on sweets 😆 A roll with salt and vinegar discos 😍

PorpentinaScamander · 14/03/2020 20:43

Cheap white bread. Marg. Prawn cocktail crisps.

Or cheap white bread. Marg. Marmite and cheese and onion crisps.

AdoraBell · 14/03/2020 20:47

YANBU I love a good crisp sandwich. The only better thing is a chip butty

I’ll be heading off to Sainsbury’s in the morning for bread and a packet of crisps 😁

Dieu · 14/03/2020 20:51

I love crisps. I love bread. And I'm fat. Grin

The above should make it a winning combo for me, but I'm afraid it doesn't. I would enjoy each component separately, but not together.

Dieu · 14/03/2020 20:52

Aah, I don't like butter (weird but true), so maybe it's the dryness that's the problem.

BabbleBee · 14/03/2020 20:52

Camping lunch = fresh bread, squirty Mayo and crisps. Heaven.

LtJudyHopps · 14/03/2020 20:54

Oh god there’s nothing better!
Always white bread. Loads of butter. Ham sometimes thrown in.
Either:
Marmite walkers
Cheese and onion walkers
Beef monster munch

ShayAndBlueSeeker · 14/03/2020 20:54

ARGH!!!!! PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO POST THIS STUFF WHEN THERE ARE PODGY PEOPLE READING!! (Me)

VerbenaGirl · 14/03/2020 20:55

Ready salted with microplaned cucumber. Gorgeous!

GrannySlippersAreAStepTooFar · 14/03/2020 20:58

Nice bread, with plenty of butter and a pack of Brannigans beef and mustard crisps. Food of the Gods.

amusedbush · 14/03/2020 20:58

Warburton’s ‘thickest’ bread
Loads of butter
Salt and vinegar crisps - proper battery acid ones 👌🏻

HappyHammy · 14/03/2020 20:58

Cheese cucumber ready salted and loads of pepper on thick doorstep white bread with a side order of salt and vinegar crisps.

Prestonsouthend · 14/03/2020 21:00

microplaned cucumber
What?

HappyHammy · 14/03/2020 21:04

Its just thin strips but you can use a potato peeler

ManualFlusherSnot · 14/03/2020 21:08

You are very unreasonable.
Cheese and onion are the only flavour for a crisp sandwich 🥪 x

Chesntoots · 14/03/2020 21:08

Either cheese and onion or ready salted for me.

Quite like a potted beef and crisp sandwich too. I need one now....

OhTheRoses · 14/03/2020 21:09

Not just crisps. Perfect recipe below.

Two slices white
Real butter (salted)
Three grilled fish fingers
Salt and vinegar crisps
Malt vinegar
Heinz ketchup

Method: starts with one tipsy party goer on the wee small hours. Heat grill, butter bread, fish fingers 5 mins each side, smear bread with Tommy K, add layer of s&v crisps, add fish fingers (vertically), shake over seasons, add another layer of crisps, cut in half horizontally. Serve with a mug of strong chimps.

crispysausagerolls · 14/03/2020 21:13

Just sent a very unimpressed DH out to buy the ingredients for a crisp sandwich

Abouttimemum · 14/03/2020 21:21

Salt and vinegar squares mmmmmm
But pickled onion monster munch sarnies are the bees knees.

Sh05 · 14/03/2020 21:24

My 4 yr old has become really fussy with food and I have to put my hands up I introduced her to crisp sandwiches. She loves them too!

QuestionableMouse · 14/03/2020 21:29

@crispysausagerolls

Your poor OH!

Hope you enjoy the sandwiches! 😂

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QuestionableMouse · 14/03/2020 21:31

@OhTheRoses

Noooo fish finger sandwiches need to be buttered thick white bread, battered fish fingers, ketchup, and salt and pepper.

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SausageSimon · 14/03/2020 21:32

I've recently taken the crisp sandwich to a whole new level, salt and vinegar crisps in a white tortilla wrap with a bit of ketchup. It's the best!

IHaveBrilloHair · 14/03/2020 21:33

Just the other day I rammed two packets of marmite crisps in a big roll, squashed them all down and ate it.
Oh yes Grin

TheFastandTheCurious · 14/03/2020 21:34

Ready salted chipsticks were my crisps of choice, nowhere sells them any more