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To ask if you have any funny/crazy anaesthetic anecdotes?

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BritneyPeedOnALadybug · 11/03/2020 21:56

Just before I went under for an operation I swore I heard a nurse mention a clown. I kept asking “what clown? What clown?” until I went under and the first thing I asked when I woke up was “where’s the clown?” I got told there was no clown.

“Why, has he gone home now?” Confused I don’t even like clowns. Probably would have freaked out if I woke up and actually saw one.

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TheFrenchLieutenantsMonkey · 11/03/2020 23:21

On Gas and air with DD1, insisting on DH listening to my plan to bring about world peace by the means of Button Moon and Mr Spoon.
Had it again with DS completely convinced I'd had an out of body experience and whilst floating about had also time travelled into future.
DD2 gas and air again absolute belief that I was the best singer in the world. Probably the loudest woman on the delivery ward but singing Cotton Eyed Joe rather than shouting in pain (although I have been told my singing sounds like I'm in pain 😁)

LoobyLou1976 · 11/03/2020 23:22

When I was about 16 hours into labouring with my daughter, I was floating merrily in the birthing pool which was becoming quite cold. The midwife said she would have to let some of the water away and then refill it with warm water.
I was very high on gas and air.
The midwife then said she would have to break my waters to help speed things along. Then she turned around with a massive 6ft pole with a hook on the end of it. In my gas and air brain, I reasoned that the pole must be to break my waters. As she advanced toward me I just shouted out " you've got to be fucking JOKING".
it was then that I realised she was using the pole with hook to pull out the plug at the bottom of the birthing pool to let the cold water away.
Doh.

Wormwoodgal · 11/03/2020 23:23

I put this question to a friend who is an anaesthetist not long ago! In the pre-op consultation a female patient asked how long it would be before she could go back to work. My friend asked what she did and she replied that she was a cleaner. My friend then fetched the surgeon to answer the question in more detail. The surgeon again asked what the patient did. The patient told the surgeon she was a pole dancer

MadisonAvenue · 11/03/2020 23:24

I remember being told to think of something lovely when I was being put under, and the anaethetist suggested that I should think about being on a beach and I clearly recall saying "yeah, with Brad Pitt".

WTF?? He does absolutely nothing for me, so I don't know where that came from...and my last words could've been Brad Pitt.

MadisonAvenue · 11/03/2020 23:26

Oh, and another time I came out of the anaesthetic and could hardly hear anything (not really a funny anecdote) and it wasn't until the next day that my hearing came back.

LouiseHumphreys81 · 11/03/2020 23:26

Waiting to go into theatre to repair a shattered zygomatic arch, and the operation has been delayed slightly,only by about 30mins but I was anxious and just wanted it over with. I think I was sedated but hadn't had full GA and I remember thinking 'when are they going to start?' I came around after the operation and was still thinking 'when will they start!?' I don't remember but apparently I kept asking my DH to ask them to get a move on so i could have the operation, and I refused to believe I had already had it, despite the huge drain attached to my face draining my sinus which had been damaged in the accident!

pumpkinbump · 11/03/2020 23:29

In recovery the nurse was giving me morphine. I asked her if she was trying to finish me off like that Harold Shipman.

Thurmanmurman · 11/03/2020 23:30

My DF woke from anaesthetic after a heart bypass and kept saying it was a good job he's not Dolly Parton or her boobs would get in the surgeons way🤣

Graphista · 11/03/2020 23:52

I’m a redhead (this is relevant) and painkillers and anaesthetics barely work on me at all!

I was well into my 20’s before I ever needed a GA but when giving the history to the anaesthetist I gave the information that painkillers don’t touch me pain wise (not even really strong opiate ones) and I’d had lots of problems with locals especially at dentists.

I got the usual eye roll and dismissal , especially as I was tiny then and these things are calculated by weight usually, that I had always got at new dentists and GPs too

Basically he didn’t listen.

Had the GA - right at the beginning they had trouble putting me under. I don’t remember but I was apparently wide awake quite a bit longer than most patients and answering quite complex questions while they tried to make adjustments. Had the surgery and then was already coming around and aware of my surroundings before I even hit the recovery room - I remember that bit.

Anaesthetist was bewildered! Came to talk to me the following day (I had more surgery to come it was a complex situation) and this time he listened - and apologised.

He’d done some research the night between and discovered that a seeming “anaesthetists old wives tale” about redheads being resistant to anaesthesia and analgesia was starting to be “officially” recognised as true - it’s a genetic thing.

Had 2 further surgeries in following weeks and he insisted on being the anaesthetist as he was worried others would either not listen or go too far the other way and luckily the surgeon was ok with that.

What’s weirdly stuck with me is that he commented I was the 1st patient he’d had in over 20 years of practice that when asked to count back “all the way from 100” that did! 😂

I was talking about it with my mum later after it happened and she was like “well of course, you remember me telling you how I came round during my appendectomy as a kid? And your brother was the same during his tonsillectomy” I was like “errr no! You never told me that!” She hadn’t but thought she had. Bro is blond but very fair very Celtic blond and he has same issues at dentists etc.

Weirdly my sisters the total opposite - she’s groggy for days after even a local and gets very nauseous and disoriented.

@clientqueen - are you redhead/Celtic heritage? You’re like my dad is. He goes under ok ish but is wired in the immediate aftermath and drives everyone mad making like the sodding Duracell bunny!!

@yabadee I’m guessing as a fellow Scot you likely have the same gene. I too am allergic to codeine. I was ok on it for years but now can’t have it at all after a very bad instance of taking it.

world peace by the means of Button Moon and Mr Spoon. I would SO love to see that happen 😂

nsav · 12/03/2020 00:40

I had GA when I had plastic surgery on my hand a few years back. It was my left hand which is my dominant hand and had a stookie (cast) from the top of my middle finger to my elbow with a pin in my pinky and then a cannula in my right hand. When I came round, the nurses were telling me they were braiding my hair while waiting on my waking up haha! It’s bum length ginger hair. She asked me to take sips of water and I ended up necking the whole jug, got up to my room and jumped out of bed before they could put the breaks on and was up, dressed, teeth brushed, trying to put my contacts in (?!?!) and absolutely demolished a shit tonne of food. I could’ve ran a mile that day I was feeling great! Grin

FurrySlipperBoots · 12/03/2020 01:02

When I had my wisdom teeth out I remember repeatedly asking the nurse in recovery if the tooth fairy was going to come.

I was 14.

Royallyscrewed · 12/03/2020 01:06

Getting put under the anaesthesiologist gave me fentanyl just before putting me under- I apparently happily exclaimed “ooh i feel all lovely, the smack heads are onto something with this”

Woke up and was given ketamine, which on top of the anaesthetic did not agree with my mental state. Got to the ward convinced that the other patients and their visitors were going to do something terrible to me if they were able to see me. Spent three days insisting my cubicle curtains were shut at all times until the anaesthetic wore off.

It was not a mental health problem- the meds just chilled me out so much my verbal filter broke, I’m apparently just a suspicious anti social bastard.

Yabadee · 12/03/2020 06:43

@Graphista it was more an intolerance to it I had when I still had my large bowel. I have Crohn’s and ileostomy now, but before the stoma my consultant red banded me for codeine allergy and it’s still there!

My dd5 is a red head and is allergic to penicillin and trimethoprine! The ginger gene has created superheroes.

Yabadee · 12/03/2020 06:46

@nsav I’m the same after a GA! Always totally refreshes me and I’m full of energy when I wake up. In no time I’m up, fully dressed, going to the toilet, asking for food, stripping the bed and asking when I can go home 😂 (for day surgeries anyway)

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 12/03/2020 06:56

After a general anaesthetic I woke up feeling absolutely at peace with the world and ridiculously happy. I remember beaming at all the nurses. Then it gradually wore off and I reverted to normal and was quite disappointed!

caffeinefix · 12/03/2020 07:14

Woke up in recovery and saw a surgeon I worked with. Started shouting for him. Bloody mortified after.

Honeyned · 12/03/2020 07:28

Woke after gallbladder surgery asking where all the dogs had gone that were assisting the surgeon Blush was adamant they had been there and got really angry that noone would believe me

LadyZinnia · 12/03/2020 07:36

Came round after an op and told the recovery nurse in great detail how I was going to be on the X factor. Needless to say I wasn’t, I can’t sing and I don’t even watch it Hmm

ploppityplop · 12/03/2020 07:41

nursing days a nice elderly gentleman came round.....his first words " I want a woman!". We did chuckle.

I`ve had GA twice, it makes me super restless! Its like "ding" awake and I NEED to move around.

Gre8scott · 12/03/2020 07:50

My friend said I've just had a sex dream about my husbands best man when waking up from an op

midsummabreak · 12/03/2020 08:05

When my late Dad was just about to go under anesthetic for bowel surgery, his surgeon remarked to him

"For all those years, for your whole lifetime, you have never had a general anaesthetic?"

Dad says proudly, " that's right, I have never needed to have a general anaesthetic".

Surgeon replies " Wow that's a fantastic track record".
Dad replies " Yes I've been very lucky".

Surgeon says smiling " That's terrific and a wonderful record, such a very long time... ".
Dad. " thankyou "
Sugeon " So, here you are for your first ever general anaesthetic today, ".

Dad says smiling. " Yes, that's right, my first time ever"
Surgeon quips "Well We got ya in the end!"

Followed by Much laughter from Dad and all in the operating theatre

IWillWearTheGreenWillow · 12/03/2020 08:09

When I was on gas and air and they were trying (and failing) to induce DS1, I regaled DH and the midwife with every verse I could remember of What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor, then spoke at length about it's importance as a marker of social mores in England Blush. They were very kind about it.

After I had my wisdom teeth removed, I spent 20 minutes in recovery just giggling. I came round, giggling, and I had no idea what was funny. I just needed to giggle.

When I had my hysterectomy I came round in recovery at about 4pm, burst into tears and started wailing about DS3 being left at school. My parents had collected him at the proper time, he was fine.

aibutohavethisusername · 12/03/2020 08:42

I have a pre-existing MH condition and the staff at the hospital didn’t take me seriously enough.

After the anaesthetic I was convinced I was an abuser. It took a lot to get through that. Several months.

Delbelleber · 12/03/2020 08:49

I had g&a in my first labour. The nurse was feeling my stomach for contractions but I thought it was cat stroking my stomach and was talking mumbling away about the cat...

TurtleCavalryIsSeriousShit · 12/03/2020 08:52

Following a head on car crash I was in an induced coma for 3 weeks.

I had many weird dreams during that time, but just before they woke me, I was dreaming that the nurses were giving us all some lovely new pajamas. As I'm coming round (I had a tracheotomy, so couldn't really speak) I whispered furiously at my DH: "Where is my pajamas?" He says, erm... And I turn to my sister and whispered: "Need to go for a wee, why hasn't HE given me pajamas?!"

Bearing in mind, I had 11 broken bones and a catheter in, so wasn't going anywhere, for a wee or anything. My poor DH had been by my bedside for 3 weeks , first week they didn't even know if I was going to live, and I woke up and my first words were asking for pajamas and being really pissed off with him Grin