Pet peeves

[Starbuck8419]

I’m sure this has been done a zillion times but I’m new and find myself at soft play and I’m bored 😊 Does anyone have any that are essentially a little unreasonable but it just irks you?

Mine is ;
Overdone lip fillers
Claudia winkleman
People chewing with their mouths open.

See through white leggings
skin tight too small partly see through T shirts which cling to spare tyres - especially white ones when worn with the above

I’m totally with you on this. See through leggings on large women where you can see the knickers is frustrating.
Mind you, cycle shorts or sports leggings on men that leave nothing to the imagination is just as bad 😂

Precious pregnant women (even though I was one)

😂

Vernon Kay
Traffic Light Nose Pickers
Snotty Eggs
Ronan Keating smug little facsh (face)
Toast crumbs in the butter
Overly Horny Husbands/Partners
People ringing me...please text
People who dress their dogs up in costumes
Mrs Brown
Amanda Holden
People who pick their teeth and eat what they picked out.
Eyebrows like Ernie and Bert
Arseholes who don't pick up dog shit
Arseholes who pick up dog shit and hang the bag on a bush.
People who mow their lawn first thing on a Sat morning.
People who filter the fuck out of their photos and use the tag #nofilter
Belchers, farters, spitters, phlegmers, spittle coughers, those who puke on the pavement from drink.
Camel Toe Leggings.
Holly Willoughby's head.
Colleen Nolan's Face.
People who lick plates clean.
People who split the bill in a restaurant with a calculator to the nearest 0.0001p
People who don't tip (coz the person is doing their job anyway)
Eyelashes you could paint the Sistine Chapel roof with.
People who make tea like dirty knicker water.
People who don't wipe their kids snots so it hardens on their faces like green plastic.
Phil Schofield's smarmy mush
Drivers who drive up your arse.
Drivers who drive like a sloth getting a piggy back from a snail.
The ad for Just Eat.
Dr Pimple Popper.
My Mother.

Dear lettertohermoine,

You sound mental. I love you. 😂

I was being reserved but.....

• James cordon
• People who apparently buy indicator-less cars.
• Orange fake tan.
• Being told to “smile.”
• The Big Bang theory
• Any girl or boy from shows like Geordie shore and love island.
• Anyone that loves and admired as well as the individuals themselves, the kardashians.
• People who actually say LOL in real life.
• Donald Trump supporters (not republicans in general.)
• Maths. I don’t need a constant reminder I have the adding capacity of a dead slug.
• Climate change deniers.
• My mother too.
• Zero sugar coke/ Diet Coke and more specifically anyone that refers to the original coke as “full fat?” Fuck off.
• Deliberate jobless cunts who complain about immigrants.
• Avocado.
• People who chew loudly/slurp food.
• Tom Hanks (my curve ball.)

Ha ha ha Starbuck, you is my type of person. I tick all the above aswell except the LOL ones coz I ticked that twice ;)

People who wait for the lift, with their nose to the door and are suprised when people actually need to come out of it when the doors open.

@1984isnow

Yes!!!!! This happens every time we go to Bluewater!!!

@LettertoHermoine haha I ticked all of yours about a thousand times.
People who don’t tip
The eyelashes and hollys head!!!!

Dog pushchairs

That’s a really good one.
Slightly more irritating than dogs in handbags

Tom Hanks!!!!!! @Starbuck8419

That pouty lip thing -loads of- women do for pictures.

..and I've just found out about vocal fry on here...that too.

Lip fillers
fake tan
Botox
fake eye lashes
hair extensions
Fake nails

Huge eyebrows
Rap music

@Robotlady I know. I kind of hate myself even for saying Tom Hanks. His films are amazing but ....there’s something insidious about that guy. No one is that nice 😂

People posing and joking about at places like Auschwitz / world trade site and then uploading on social media 😡

People who chew gum. It stinks, gives you over developed jaw muscles and lets face it, they look like cows. I despise the stench of gum that's been slobbered on for ages - and yes, you can smell especially when you're stuck in a lift with them. Not to mention people then disposing of it in disgusting ways.

People posing and joking about at places like Auschwitz / world trade site and then uploading on social media 😡

Yes. I don't mind photos of the places but not with people posing. Just the place without people.

I’m all for documenting the place if it’s done with respect. Maybe even their thoughts ok the places etc but not some posing prick laughing and joking outside the concentration camps. I kind of feel the same about art work at galleries.