Embarrassing stories

[Whatcanido121]

Ok, so this has probably been done to death BUT I was talking with my closest friend about this today and I have two:

1. I was babysitting one of my parents friends kids and they had puppies. They told me that someone would be looking at the puppies on the night I was babysitting. Ok, I thought, no problem. Puppies are easier than kids right?
   So the viewers came in and wanted to look at one of the puppies (they were under the stairs with a stair gate to keep them out of the lounge) I tried so hard to get the puppies attention and I thought he was close enough to pick up. He wasn’t. I leant too hard on the stair gate and FELL ON TO TWO PUPPIES. Thankfully they were ok and the buyers saw the funny side (I guess) and bought the puppy they were after.

2. this is the worst. So I was dating my soon to be husband and he was living at his parents at the time. Very nice parents.
   The morning after I stayed the night, I went upstairs to one of the two bathrooms and locked the door. Or at least I thought.
   As I was wiping, my father in law to be opened the door stark naked!!! He shut the door so fast. It’s been 7 years since and neither of us has mentioned it. My HTB found out 5 years ago and thinks it’s hilarious.

Why not post this in chat?

I run my own business and sent invoice number 666 to the local Catholic Church! I didn’t realise until after they had paid...

@n00bMaster69 maybe I should have. Why not scroll on past if you don’t want to post?

@Kahlua4me oh no! 😂

I fell over on my second day of playground duty in my new job. It was a proper sprawl and I ended up on my back like a beetle!

Why not scroll on past if you don’t want to post?

I just wondered why you chose to post this here instead of on the appropriate board, no need to be snappy.

I was once in the cafe at uni and saw my friend walking towards me, I said ‘hiya’ in a dead weird; loud accent. Wasn’t him. Buy instead of apologising and accepting my mistake, I printed to be on my hands free (my earphones were in) and kept up a conversation in this weird, animated accent.

Printed - pretended

Brilliant. Thank you to those that posted.
@n00bMaster69 not snappy at all, I haven’t seen the chat board so maybe I should’ve posted on there

This made me remember something from over 20 years ago and cringe. I had a friend a I really fancied and one night we got together. After dtd, I popped to the loo, had a WEE but then when went to flush realised someone had been before and their were loads of little poos, like someone had emptied half a pack of poppers in there. So I waited and flushed again, then didn’t go. Waited then flushed agin. Up they floated. I gave up and went back to bed, only for the guy to get and and go to the loo. Neither of us mentioned it but that was the last time I stayed over.

Maybe this won’t sound that bad but remembering my 19 year old self has me blushing all over again

*poppets

@Whatcanido121 don’t worry about it, people post this kind of question in AIBU all the time.

I wet myself during drama group in high school. I don’t remember what happened next... I must have tried to erase it from my memory

I've lots.Here's one..
Years ago I worked in a nursing home.
First day there I shadowed the manager who often worked a shift on the unit. She asked me to make tea/coffees. No problem I thought. Out of sugar I went to the kitchen to refill the bowl and made everyone a cuppa.
Shouts ensued, spluttering and swearing.
I had used salt