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Your weird celeb crushes?

580 replies

Rocketship · 12/02/2020 23:50

Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

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Trudij123 · 15/02/2020 20:29

Actually, Robert Lindsay too

Seetheprettysnowdrops · 15/02/2020 20:39

WTF. on what planet could Rufus Sewell be considered a weird crush Hmm

I've got a one that could be considered weird. Nigel Clough Blush

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 15/02/2020 21:11

THIS Paul Kaye???
Up to GoT (before all the beardy stuff)
He was gorgeous in Being Human and A Childs Christmas in Wales
I must dig out 2000 Acres of Sky ....

DH watched The Stranger last week , I was No waaay is that PK eek!

Sean Pertwee is not a weird crush , I would hire him as my Personal BodyGuard and Plus One if I was a mega Lottery Winner .

But my Weird Crush ....... Steve Pemberton Grin ( I think Mrs Pemberton is a MN) , madam I will fight a duel with you .
Throws down gauntlet

Chocpear · 15/02/2020 21:12

Would Eminem be considered weird? As he is my wild card. Not my normal type.

Scorpio75kaz · 15/02/2020 21:15

Mr Bloom 🙈🤣

NitNat78 · 15/02/2020 21:46

Russell Brand 😍

Lifeisgenerallyfun · 15/02/2020 21:52

Speaking of Hobbits Hanson Kursch from a band called blind guardian - sings about hobbits a lot but omg the most beautiful voice and kissable mouth. The dilemma would arise as to whether to get him to sing for me or kiss me.😜😂

Lifeisgenerallyfun · 15/02/2020 21:54

hansi not Hanson ffs!

ChazP · 15/02/2020 22:49

Martin Shaw when he was in Judge John Deed
Dr Cox from Scrubs
Definitely Hugh Laurie in House
Sarah Michelle Gellar in Buffy

...I think I have a thing for people in authority...!

Oh and Tim Minchin, but since I’m convinced he’s my soulmate I don’t count him as weird!

Maudiejames · 15/02/2020 23:19

My first weird crush was Mick Channon when I was 13! Then it was Tony Adams, more recently Gary Neville. I’ve fancied Rowan Atkinson, Harvey Keitel, Boris Becker, Lothar Matthaus and I cringe to say this... but I quite like the Trump. I think it’s his showmanship.

crispysausagerolls · 15/02/2020 23:24

@BathshebaKnickerStickers

Met Gregg Wallace coked off his face at a very well known restaurant. Asked me out although he was newly married. Not a nice man!

PinkPanther27 · 15/02/2020 23:32

James Norton. Ok I know, not wierd at all but I dreamt about him the other night and now I keep thinking about him ☺️

AdoptedBumpkin · 15/02/2020 23:45

@Maudiejames Trump? 🤢

GlomOfNit · 16/02/2020 00:05

But hardly any of these are WEIRD celebrity crushes! Most of them are entirely understandable. Grin

I have a huge thing for Fiona Shaw. There's a bit of an age difference but I really don't care. (not as Aunt Petunia in HP though.)

Robert Peston is sort of mainstream-weird I suppose. I've seen him pop up here a lot though.

Oh I know! (I must have a thing for political journos) Gary Gibbon, the Ch4 News Political Editor. DH thinks I'm very strange about him.

Seetheprettysnowdrops · 16/02/2020 00:05

Oh and Frank Turner. Not conventionally good looking but he's so sexy. And could sing to you

DrMaryMalone · 16/02/2020 00:06

Gene Hunt
Guy Martin
The younger of the 2 Yorkshire vets

drina27 · 16/02/2020 00:07

more recently Gary Neville

A woman of taste. What is it about him now that he is older. (Rhetorical)

Looloobettyboo · 16/02/2020 00:16

Is jake canuso gay??????

alifeintheday · 16/02/2020 00:20

Kanye West. Bit of a cool dude!

MrsToothyBitch · 16/02/2020 00:36

Nicolas Cage. You did say weird. I want him to tell me filthy things over the phone, drive like a maniac to my house & have me. Blush He's bloody bonkers so never a dull moment and he's really sexy.

Also quite a few of the aforementioned on here (I'm single atm so all of my fun is via imagination & battery power, virtual me has a varied appetite and no one to answer to). I'm not averse to:

  • Alan Rickman (RIP)
  • Shaun Evans
-Philip Glenister, (esp as Gene Hunt)
  • James Norton (aka The Reverend Hot Stuff)
  • Robert Lindsay in Hornblower (he suited the hat)
  • Laurence Fox (a previous Nn made my admiration VERY clear GrinWink)
  • Jason Fox
  • ACGAS era Robert Hardy as Siegfried
-John Thaw -Fernando Alonso.

I'm 29 & I've fancied a few since my teens. Just love an older man. There are others but my fanny heart truly quivers for belongs to Nic Cage...

Stunned44 · 16/02/2020 05:15

@Trudij123 Mark Addy for me too. He knows it aswell. So I can do my normal thing. 'I've touched him, hes mine'.
He is a very good hugger.

Tim Roth in Lie to Me.
CM Punk.

bornonasunday · 16/02/2020 05:37

Larry Lamb
Micky Flanagan
Geoff Norcott
Gary Delaney
Kevin Bridges. (Love a man who can make me laugh😄)

Dennis Waterman -this was from his ‘Minder’ days
Hywel Bennett - from his ‘Shelley’ days, loved his hair!
Nicholas Ball - from ‘Hazel’

Actor called Adrian Scarborough... spitting image of my DP...

powershowerforanhour · 16/02/2020 05:45

Ian Hislop. Clever, funny, has a bold smile, I think he would be much better company than Paul Merton.

NeverGuessWho · 16/02/2020 06:16

Chris Packham
Richard Bacon
Romesh Raga......
Louis Theroux