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Your weird celeb crushes?

580 replies

Rocketship · 12/02/2020 23:50

Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

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Mummadeeze · 14/02/2020 22:41

I fancy Wayne Rooney. People seem to find that weird, but I like men with freckles who look boyish so he is my type.

Lyn29 · 14/02/2020 22:45

I don't know if anybody has mentioned him, I very much doubt it, but my major crush is.........Eamon Holmes!!!

NeutralJanet · 14/02/2020 22:52

Yes to Russell Brand, also Justin Hawkins from The Darkness.

Murphs1 · 14/02/2020 22:58

Richard O’ Brian!! Blush

SerenDippitty · 14/02/2020 23:01

Geoff Norcott. Oh the shame.

VideographybyLouBloom · 14/02/2020 23:06

I’ve just caught up with the new series of Inside Number 9 and remembered that I also have a weird crush on Reece Shearsmith

crispysausagerolls · 14/02/2020 23:18

@Rebellenny

I like your Valentine’s Day style

MurrayTheMonk · 14/02/2020 23:24

Former BBC weatherman John Hammond. I've loved him since I was 15 Smile

Rebellenny · 14/02/2020 23:34

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Ibeingbornawomananddistressed · 14/02/2020 23:38

@Murphs1 I totally agree.....

POP7777777 · 14/02/2020 23:43

Ian McShane is my long-term crush!

Threelionsandalioness · 14/02/2020 23:44

Joker in the dark knight and mickey flannagan

mrsBtheparker · 14/02/2020 23:47

Some interesting names not getting a mention, they need to change agent!

lilsquish · 15/02/2020 09:06

@drina27 see i totally agree, but anytime I mention it to anyone they are like 'urghhh, he's horrible'

drina27 · 15/02/2020 12:39

He’s funny and sexy. What’s not to love?

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Getitwright · 15/02/2020 13:32

Ralph Fiennes. Mesmeric, and intelligent. And oh yes, I have met him. I managed not to melt on the spot, stutter incoherently, or generally disgrace myself. My OH was with me at the time, he found it most amusing. Take a look at him as Amon Goeth in Schindlers List or in the English Patient, he even made Voldemort sexy!

drina27 · 15/02/2020 15:38

Gary Neville as he looks now

Your weird celeb crushes?
drina27 · 15/02/2020 15:45

I have Catholic taste. Lol

IntermittentParps · 15/02/2020 17:28

Chris Packham, would happily go bird watching with him and share a nice flask of tea.
And the rest! I've had a thing for him since his Really Wild Show days, althoughI was too young and innocent back then to understand why I found him so fascinating.

Also a formative one: the Disney Robin Hood fox.

Two Ed(dies): Eddie Izzard, but only in drag Blush and Ed Balls. Beautiful eyes, and so willing to get stuck in (I've been watching him doing flamenco and being a football mascot in his telly show).

John McEnroe. Silver fox.

There's more, but I'd be here all day.

Just4alaff · 15/02/2020 17:50

Ian Somerhalder ❤️ He makes me go weak at the knees

Purplealienpuke · 15/02/2020 17:52

Rocketship, Noel Fielding looks like me ex.
My ex was an abusive twat. Unfortunately it has tarnished Noel Fielding for me 😔

justinhawkinsnipplepiercing · 15/02/2020 17:55

@NeutralJanet we have the same taste in men Grin

I've seen a few of my celeb crushes mentioned on here, but I don't think they are weird but then I have unconventional taste in men, I don't tend to go for classically 'good looking' men.

Seen Jeff Goldblum mentioned a few times, I've been obsessed with him since I was about 11 years old. Also had a thing for Alan Rickman ever since I saw Truly Madly Deeply when I was about 9. I also like Noel Fielding, Johnny Depp, Rik Mayall, David Bowie, Paul Hollywood, Cain Dingle, none of whom I think count as weird!

I will just mention Tim Curry though. Especially as Frank n' Furter.

Seetheprettysnowdrops · 15/02/2020 18:10

Just4alaff. What's weird about Ian Somerhalder