To wish people would proof-read their posts to pick up auto-correct fails.

[UnaCorda]

I'm not talking about SPAG errors, but the seemingly endless posts these days which are either full of incomprehensible gobbledygook or are immediately followed by a subsequent post reading "DD, not Dad" or "precious, nor precise" or "car, not cat", "carton, not cartoon", "lounging, not longing", "prorogues, not Portuguese", etc., etc., etc.

Is it asking too much to expect people to quickly scan what they've typed before pressing "post" so that threads don't become annoyingly cluttered with people's auto-correct corrections?

Ah stop been such a James Blunt....

pollocks

ops bollocks

My nonce pie cheered up many a poster!!

To be fair, they are sometimes quite funny. Wasn't there a recent "vag pie" as well, or something like that?

I enjoyed the "car of chocolate"

Did you realise you have an autocorrect fail in your op?

You do know you've got an error in your OP, UnaCorda? Maybe you should take your own advice.

Ah stop been such a James Blunt....

Tempting though it is, I did promise I wasn't talking about SPAG...

I still laugh at the butch service from a few years ago

Why doesn't MN just implement an edit function like every other forum on the internet?

This

Did you realise you have an autocorrect fail in your op?

You do know you've got an error in your OP, UnaCorda? Maybe you should take your own advice.

Where?

Also OP you did have a small fail yourself

Uh-oh.... better proof-read it

Lady on her is attending a party and ‘will spend the night cock watching’

She meant clock ....

Another poster, boyfriend was asleep on the sofa and she asked ‘should I wank him up?’ to much micky taking ...

They can be amusing.

YANBU.

Lady on her

Also OP you did have a small fail yourself

Where??!

Precious, nor precise - should have been not.

Precious, nor precise - should have been not.

Ah, thank you. I suppose that was inevitable...

Snapped and farted? YABU

Bloody Muphry.

YABU and overly pedantic... (maybe you need to do some techniques to relax if something so insignificant bothers you to the extent you have actually created a whole thread about it.) Try to relac

*relax

Snapped and farted? YABU

Apparently that wasn't an error. (And personally I didn't understand why people found that so hilarious, but that's another matter.)

Lol. I don’t know why we don’t have an edit function for just these sorts of things though. Why don’t we have an edit function? Has it ever been explained?

It's one of the Laws of the Internet - any post that complains about spelling, grammar or typos shall itself contain at least one of the aforementioned Errols.