To stick with Henry the Hoover

[fligglepige]

He's loud. He's clumsy. He's heavy. He has few redeeming qualities whatsoever tbh. But he's stood by me for years. All my friends are moving on to Sharks and G Tech Air Rams. AIBU to stick with the nice but dim Henry out of loyalty?

My Henry started to stink of puke for some reason so has been banished to the garage and used for hoovering the car in an open air environment.

I love my Henry II, and when it comes to retirement time I will be getting Henry III. He frequently tips upside down, and can be a bit heavy - but boy, can he suck. Long live the Henrys of this world

'Henry is your steady Eddie, he will always be there for you. Pick you up when you fall and never judge you.'

Well that's the problem, it's frequently me picking Henry up when he falls, the daft eejit can't seem to stand up straight for more than 5 minutes!

'I love my Henry with his stupid face though he gets on my tits when he gets stuck behind the door frame when I go around a corner.'

This is v annoying although it's just occurred to me that a major advantage of Henry is that if AI takes over the world we won't be in much danger from him. He's not exactly evil genius material is he?

I love our Henry. He is such a clumsy lump but he's always around and up for anything. My 3 year old is starting to love Henry too - with the obligatory chat and yelling when he gets stuck around a corner.