Honestly I sound like a completely horrible person but the moment I walk through the front door I have the 18m old clinging onto me before I've even had a chance to take my coat off. The other DC constantly hovering around me following me everywhere. Just everywhere. It's so suffocating. I wanted to have a coffee and a piece of chocolate and I told dh I'm going upstairs alone. Sure no problem, I've barely began drinking it when dc1 comes along. We have a nice chat but I honestly want to enjoy my coffee in solitude. Five minutes later the 18m old and dc2 come and find me. One wants a massage because he's been skipping too much and that's what he apparently needs and the other wants to dip her toy turtle in my cup.
15 minutes later I've got a cold cup of coffee sat on the cupboard and a warm Twirl in my pocket.
I just want to be alone for ten minutes! Please!