AIBU to not know what to do with this information?

[FabiosMullet]

Out with a friend last night. She ended up having too much to drink (and I was quite tipsy), and told me that she regularly has sex dreams about my husband- “really really dirty ones”.

Do I need to tease her mercilessly forevermore or do I tell her to keep her subconscious claws off of my man?
Maybe I should seek revenge and make myself dream about shagging her husband?

What to do, Mumsnet? What to do?

Tell your husband and make sure you enjoy doing everything she dreams of doing with him. (this is meant to be a lighthearted reply).

Pretend like it never happened. She was drunk and it's just dreams. Nothing to get excited about.

I bet she's got the beer fear today!

I bet she's got the beer fear today!

Big time!

She rang me earlier and several things she’s forgotten from the night came flooding back to her. She didn’t mention this tough, so either she’s not remembered it yet, or she’s completely styling it out. She’s not the kind who can keep anything to herself (obviously!!) so I think she doesn’t remember and I’m slightly looking forward to that happening

Husband is currently asleep on the sofa and snoring loudly. Really tempted to send her a video of him asking if it’s giving her a wide-on.

Do it! I would tease both her and him forever

Have a threesome?

Tease her a bit first. Send her a pic of one balled up sock tantalizingly placed on the carpet.

I'd go for teasing forever more!

I used to have sex dreams about lots of the men I worked with, I'd tell my female colleagues and we'd all laugh - the things some people's subconscious get up to, eh!

be flattered,

tease her, if your friendship is one that will fit with that

tell him - and build it into your fantasies - if your relationship fits with that.

It is flattering and whilst drunk talk is true talk it really isn't anything to worry about. If it was a fantasy she wanted to put into practice you would be the last one she would tell

Ugh. My sex dreams are only ever about MY husband. My subconscious is so dull.

tell him - and build it into your fantasies - if your relationship fits with that

He would be mortified if he ever found out. He’s very shy and doesn’t know her all that well so I don’t think he’d want to know.
Plus, I would feel strange to fantasize about something involving her.

Ugh. My sex dreams are only ever about MY husband. My subconscious is so dull

Same. Now, to be fair, he is lovely so always happy to have him feature, but wouldn’t mind mixing it up a little bit.

May also be slightly miffed that her dream sex life with my husband sounds like it’s a lot more frequent and adventurous than my actual sex life with my husband.