to be p****ed off after snooping...

[sweetaddict]

Yes i went on his msn messenger after a stupid row and discovered him talking to mate in horrible bloke way about me - having 'the painters in'... And more oi oi blokey stuff. Are they all still fifteen years old or what? Grr.

[escape]

Caroline 1852 - heavy period comment
barnsley because they play in red, as in 'the reds are at home this week'

[MaryAnnSingleton]

don't like norks one bit...

[nightowl]

i was shocked to find, when starting my current job, that quite often a male colleague can be heard shouting "what's up with you? is it pmt again? (no sarcasm)" to a female colleague. to which the answer will usually be "YES...so just dont f**k with me today".

to which, male usually backs down, shuffles a bit and carries on with his work.

[onetiredmummy]

My mum calls them 'moggins'!

[lisasimpson]

and it might not necessarily mean that there will be no rumpy pumpy if she's on the blob anyhow - or does it?

[pollywollydoodle]

boobs and no room at the inn here

[Caroline1852]

I can't bear any word to describe those fleshy rotund things (2 no). I think I need therapy.

[TheDuchessOfNorksBride]

MaryAnnSingleton hates me

[kindersurprise]

One of my friends used to say, "the red flags are flying today"

We have the painters in.

I don't think that DH would talk about me like that, and if he did I would not be happy. So, YABU for snooping, but not for being pissed at him

[yeahinaminute]

My DH (ex Lt Colonel - SHOULD be a gentleman - Sandhurst and all that ) refers to it as " Oh YIAM is up on blocks"

And as to my boobs - apparantly they're " a fine set of top bollocks "!!

So really I just shrug and quietly point out his inadequacies ......

[nooka]

I'm with Idris. Breasts and periods at my place. I'd be surprised if dh discussed my periods with his friends, but more because men don't in general seem to talk about that sort of thing. I remember his asking a guy at university when his girlfriends period was (there was some reason for this, but I can't remember what) and the bloke had no idea. dh was amazed. It's like that Seinfeld when one of the characters was asked what contraception his fiance used and he didn't know. Weird! I don't think you are unreasonable in beeing peeved, but you should watch out on the snooping side - you may find out more than you bargained on!

[Vikkin]

We just stick to 'don't come anywhere near me I have my period I will attack'.
He might refer to my chest as 'tits' and I may reply 'don't be so infantile, they are breasts'.
Then I will go and phone my gf and say 'yeah, he's really getting on my tits tonight...'

[MaryAnnSingleton]

aw Duchess - forgot about you being a nork - no offence !

[IdrisTheDragon]

I am worryingly sad enough to have discussed this thread with DH last night. He was amazed at some of the expressions for periods .

As I thought he would (a) be unlikely to discuss my periods with anyone and (b) would refer to them as periods .

[pollywollydoodle]

husband chortling in the manner of an overgrown schoolboy and planning to use the "dancing round the cotton wool pole" one at the pub ......