I hate pizza

[MoonbeamsAndCaterpillars]

Aibu? It's horrible. At best, it's cheese on toast plus...

Also, what foods does everyone else seem to love which you can't stand?

I'll second Mushrooms - nasty evil little things

avocado!

People who don't like olives are unsophisticated. Also, pizza is pretty much the best food in the world.

I don’t like it much either. It’s my least favourite takeaway - and often the most expensive.

Oooo just thought of it: mac 'n cheese! I grew up in the US and it was the fallback school lunch: rubbery pasta in melted plastic cheese! Yuck yuck yuck! I didn't think anyone over 8 ate it till I came to UK and see it on restaurant menus all the time. Just can't bring myself to even try it.

I'm with people on chocolate too. I can't see the big hype around it.

My parents keep insisting I have an Easter egg (I'm bloody 47!!!), it sat here for 6 months before it left the house.

Also ended up with a bucket tonne of liqueur chocolates for Xmas from them too. That's not going to get eaten either.

Heathen!!! Although proper decent pizza is 10000 times better than shit pizza(which has its place).

Satan's Vomit on a bathmat. Hate pizza.

Actually I am highly judgemental about fussy eaters in general How can people not like things like mushrooms which are a key ingredient in so many recipes, so basically if you come to someone's house for a dinner party and they've made a delicious mushroom risotto or chicken in a creamy mushroom sauce you won't be able to enjoy it!? Madness. Yes, I'm a bitch.

KFC
Coffee

Both - yuck!

Wish I liked coffee cos it seems so cool! Tea just isn't as exciting!

Sourdough Pizza can't be beaten, it is the food of the gods..........but why, oh, why, do people like raw celery?

Tomato ketchup bleeurghh..

Supermarket pizza-not good.
Homemade or good takeaway pizza-amazing!

Peanut butter
Olives
Trifle
Jam
Cheap meat

Mushrooms.
Bourbon creams.
Fig rolls.
Baked beans.
Mediocre looking apples and oranges

Thank you @Talcott2007 exactly!! 🥑🤢

People who don't like olives are unsophisticated

Nah, dipping bread in oil, now that's sophisticated!!

Avocado, everyone who LOVES avocado on toast is lying, tastes of nothing but with a disgusting texture

Avocado mushy tasteless crap unless it's in guacamole

Avocado's. Trendy wankers. But you taste like shite and your texture is awful.

I am the kind of twat that has their own pizza oven in the garden and a lovingly nurtured sourdough starter, but frankly even crap pizza has a place in my world. Although even I drew the line at the battered deep fried version I was served in Glasgow in the early 90s.

you are wrong.. avo on toast is superb. your taste buds are knackered.

Eggs that have the merest suggestion of being soft . I eat very few eggs and the thought of a dippy egg with the white being liquid makes me hurl.

I don't like melon

Chocolate&Fruit unless it's orange .
So no chocolate&strawberry,raspberry, passionfruit, lemon and the worst ...chocolate an lime < boak

@Calic0 It's called Cuckoo on Call Lane. The offer is on everyday till 9pm I think and you can also get dessert pizzas as well as savoury ones. Though I'm not sure about dessert pizzas, it feels a bit wrong.

I love pizza. I even like crap pizza (especially after a few )

Eggs are the worst. The texture, the smell < not envy

Shop-bought/takeaway pizza - you are absolutely right, but pizza that an Italian would recognise is something else!
Chocolate cake and chocolatey puddings - yuck!