Aibu to not want to go to Granny's house?

[AraGrand]

She has invited me to visit. She has also invited my Dad and brother. She's a force to be reckoned with and for some reason I reckon I'm in for a bit of a bollockin rather than sweet tea and cake.

WIBU to just take the next flight to Toronto instead?

Oh FFS - I'm now offending anyone who lost a mother? Lord but that's a leap.

Jesus Christ but this place is worse than the fucking royal family at times. You can't do right for doing wrong!

Bye then.

@AraGrand

Not possible, I might be boring, but no where near as boring as you

Don't worry aragrand, just tell your dgm you are going to do a kiss and tell book, she will let you keep both titles and income.

Did you never consider just getting a life, OP?

I'm trying to avoid all the M&H threads. People always say don't open them but they're starting to get more random titles and first posts which don't get to the point.

Although,

When he probably could really do with her support since it was all her fucking idea in the first place

Unless you're sitting in their living room with them then you have no idea whose idea it was.

I loved it!

Well done @AraGrand

"Don't worry aragrand, just tell your dgm you are going to do a kiss and tell book, she will let you keep both titles and income."

Why do people presume to know what others have said to each other.
Sometimes I despair of Mn too as some posts are beyond the pale

Safe flight, one way I presume? Perfect.

Point proven

Why on earth are you so obsessed with this, genuinely?

Can I recommend the Freedom Programme?

Toronto is fab and cheap as there is over capacity on the route

This thread could be such fun. If you don't like the subject please move on .

@AraGrand play the but it's sooo hard being meee, card.

Come on posters a little creative writing about how that tea party plays out.

It's time to put your big girl pants on and face the music. You could have just gone low contact without the massive fanfare and granny would have been happy but the website and claims to be progressive are going to piss everyone off.

Seeing your big bro going round looking like he has just smelled a fart when your wife is present can't be very nice, especially when you have doubts about his marriage.