To ask you to apply for Dominic Cummings’ job

[WeirdoMisfit]

I’m going to apply for the communications role as I’m a prolific mumsnet user. Obviously I’ve namechanged as I don’t want him peeking at all my past posts and sending the Russians round with their polonium. I’m also very good at telling people to FOTTFSOF so I’m clearly an expert. And I fit the misfit bracket too. What’s not to love?

My first task will be to brush the boy’s hair (what’s left of it) and to send his clothes to the dry cleaners. And to buy him a nice belt from John Lewis.

Here is the link to his blog page which outlines the job specs, plus a little screen grab if his email address. See? I told you I was good at communicating.

Please waste half an hour of your life sending him your job application and hopefully he will be too busy sorting through the CVs to do any more damage.

Thank you.

dominiccummings.com/

Have you thought that through OP?

YANBU. I like your style.

YANBU, I certainly have some ideas for him, as does my brother.

YANBU but I hope you are aged about 21 because if not you are too old to be of any use in this brave new world.

Can’t you just identify as a 21 year old?

😂

Unfortunately I think the person going through those applications will be some poorly paid Humanities graduate from Oxbridge.

I'm disappointed he hasn't bothered with engineers. Most infrastructure projects have not been well implemented - look at the arguments of another strip at Heathrow and HS2 is a disaster imv - for the money being spent it isn't going to produce enough benefit.

Ok mathematicians can study the stats but you still need someone with on the ground knowledge/ experience to filter the bollox.

Also - searching for geeks - bluddy hell look what geeks have done for society - with the ability to do whatever on the dark web leading to more crime and killings, porn, stress and anxiety in the population. The last think we need is Geeks.

I will write and tell him this. Also my MP........ I live in a rural area and my MP receives limited correspondence so responds to my emails.
Others should do the same if they have views on this.

Good idea about self-IDing as a 21 year old. Actually, I AM 21 and a bit.

Max it is your public duty to tell DC exactly what you and your brother have planned for him.

Astonished he didn't ask for a stylist also...

Well, Phil, here’s your chance to tell him that you need one.

Peeps - set up alternative email addresses for your job application, though. You don’t want the Heavies arriving....

I see you are thinking it through now OP - hope you hadn’t already sent your CV off😉.

Best of luck☘️

Ah, now I know what you mean choc!

Gmail? 🤔

Cor, you're clever aren't you?

Well, hopefully “cleverer”(sic) than Dominic

Uri Geller has applied!

Do you think the three of you could work well together?

I was going to comment on the gmail address too - does he not have access to the governmental network?

Dear Arsehangingout

As a master of origami, let me show you how to fold the sheets of A4 so you can file them where our best ideas come from.

Surely it’s where his best ideas come from 😆

I'm so far past 21, but reckon my 15 would fit in nicely... In that he'd be opinionated, belligerent and quick to patronise people who don't agree with him. Of course he's too lazy to apply himself so I think I'll do it for him!

YADNBU. I had that very thought myself...

...'where your best ideas come from, obvs.

Govt. by teenagers, a hebeocracy, good idea. Any bother, they'll get all their mates to swear at you online.