Come marvel at my DH and his amazing Christmas Day ineptitude!
Firstly, he had a mug of coffee on the bedside table as he was hopping about trying to put his jeans on and somehow managed to put his foot in the coffee mug. To make matters worse, it was DDs mug, not even his, and she and all the other DC witnessed this. She has asked him to buy her a new one as she can never use this one again 
Secondly, he had kindly wrapped up a Christmas present for me and brought it down to the lounge and put it in his lap while everyone opened stockings/presents etc. After this interlude, he saw this present in his lap again and opened it thinking it was something for him (after all at least ten minutes had elapsed since he put it there himself 
) He was confused for a moment as to who had given him small fluffy pink slippers before the realisation dawned he had in fact just unwrapped the present that he himself had carefully wrapped up for me 
I'm now anticipating everyone telling me to leave this ineffectual man child 
so may I just say this is fucking lighthearted and it made us laugh all day. I've probably made it sound actually not that funny 
but if I tell you even the teenagers laughed, you may understand the level of hilarity 
It's the little things...