My turkey is in the oven right now (won't have time to cook it tomorrow), and I'm panicking about whether it was fresh enough.
I bought a fresh (supposedly) turkey from lidl this year instead of tesco. When I opened it, it smelled really strong. Not foul as such but much stronger than I'd normally expect. Could just be me though as I tend to be quite sensitive to smells.
It felt sticky when handled, and one of the wings was kinda purplish like a bruise. By this point I couldn't even begin to remember what a bloody turkey usually feels like, smells like, or well anything really as I've got a continual loop of 'oh fuck what am I going to do if there's no turkey to serve tomorrow' playing in my head.
The raw neck etc still smelt the same when I tossed it in the bin after 30 minutes. The turkey has now been in the oven for an hour and a half and there's no bad smell when I open the oven door, though it may or may not smell a bit weird. I honestly can't tell because now everything smells fucking weird, probably because I'm obsessing about smells and turkey and possibly poisoning 8 - 10 people!
So should I serve the bastarding bird or bin it? Or brave a turkey sandwich tonight and risk poisoning myself to save the rest of the relatives? How long does bad turkey poisoning take to show up anyway?!
I can't bloody win with turkeys. Two years ago I offended elderly relatives by daring to use herbs. Last year I refused to cook it due to still being offended by herb hating relatives refusing to eat it the year before so my DM cooked one and forgot to take the plastic bag of fucking giblets out. Not a good surprise when it was carved into. And now this ffs.
So I guess I'm asking AIBU to worry about serving this turkey tomorrow, or should I bin the fucker, drink half a bottle of sherry to get over it and serve up a lentil fucking loaf?