I had a baby two weeks ago, husband took his two weeks paternity leave to help. In that time he’s cooked two dinners and taken the bin out once. Night feeds he’s done 4 - not 4 nights just 4 feeds over night in the two weeks. Constantly complains he tired. Last night attended his work Christmas party got in after 2 am slept in the spare room got up around 2pm feeling the worse for wear. Then slept on the sofa all afternoon currently snoring his head off dribbling. Would I be UR to put a cushion over his face and push hard? I’d love a nap right now but gotta cook the poor tired bunnies tea!
On a slightly serious note I was doing the washing whilst he was resting his pretty little head this afternoon and sorry for TMI his pants were full of jizz stains so do I confront him or do I think perhaps he had a little drunken fiddle last night - seeing as I am not up for going anywhere near him right now. Last time we did anything would have been two days before the baby came along - 2 weeks ago. Id like to think it’s all innocent but I don’t know. Could be reading too much in to it with being tired and hormonal etc.
Oh and just to piss me off a little bit he just opened an eye and said are you joining slimming world?!!! Thanks darlin, remind me to compliment you when your balls are dragging on the floor!