To ask what funny phrases or things you've been told are.. I keep laughing at one from years ago.

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I babysat for a friends dcs.. Got there early and she was on the wine getting ready.
It was quite hot and she'd opened the window but curtains drawn.
Before she left there was the normal.. Help yourself to whatever.. Any probs call me etc.
Then said, oh and if you get chilly. Shut the window, it's behind the curtain..
I laughed prob harder than I should have.. Of course it's behind the curtain.

One of them. Silly things that makes me chuckle months on

Years on. God knows why I wrote months. I wish I was in my 20s months ago lol

Husband informed us many years ago, that that "Crepes is the French word for crepes."

We remember it because it was enlightening, and not many people know it. He is very wise.

We have a screened outdoor pool . One day husband said he was going in the pool. He opened the door and immediately closed it “changed my mind” he said “it’s raining so I’ll wait till it’s stopped because I don’t want to get wet”.

Driving abroad and mum and I are trying to help with directions (probably a bit of back seat driving) and my dad says 'FFS I can't concentrate AND drive'.

House hunting years ago, went to look at the place and the owner was showing us the garden. He said he was going for a 'Sinn Fein' look! After a bit of probing turned out he meant Feng Shui.