Or is the word plinth funny?

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I can’t explain why, but I’ve always found the word plinth deeply funny. When we were organising the kitchen, I kept sniggering whoever we talked about fitting the units.
I also laugh at crayon.
Does anyone else have words that make them smirk?

Flange. Flange is a funny word.

@PorridgeAgainAbney
Underlay definitely has to be said in a Spanish accent here too. I think does speedy gonzales say something that sounds similar. My Dh looks at me like I'm mad.

Haddock

Not that make me smirk but 'moist' and 'flange' just sound dirty, and put them together 'moist flange' ewwwww.

DH says 'turgid' and 'flaccid'

Gash and discharge sound crude.

smegma

Truncheon.

And for that matter, luncheon.

@keepingbees In one of my games of netball, the other team swapped my opponent to someone else. While she was busily marking me, I said to her "I was just getting used to your colleague's tactics, I'm all discombobulated now!" She found the word wildly funny.

Parsnip
Mucky
Boon

Flange is the ultimate though.

I can't stand the word panties or bladdered (as in drunk). I love the words parsimonious and impecunious but I can't find the opportunity to use them. If I was parsimonious I might not be impecunious!

@sandgrown Don't watch the recent film of the BFG. One of the first lines is Sophie shouting from her window, pompously telling some local drunks "you're all bladdered!!".

Spoon. When referring to cutlery, but pronouncing it as 'sbooon'.

Thanks @Wanderings I will avoid it !

My ex used to love pouring over the latest Axminster Tools Catalogue.

He'd go on (& on & on & on) about wanting some boring bit & I'd end up sometimes actually crying with laughter but he couldn't see what was so funny as he bored on about boring bits.

A strange one but mine has always been the word Chair. Like how did one day people decided oh look that looks like a chair? That’s what we will call it from now one.

I'll see your flange and raise you flaps

I raise clunge.

Chair probably originated from chaise

Onomatopoeia is my favourite word.