But who’s in charge of running the country if we all pick none of the above?
Personally I'd be happy that if no candidate got over 50%, then no MP is returned. Fuck it. There's a hell of a lot of banging on about the importance of democracy, but Northern Ireland has managed for years without it's assembly. And given the people unlawfully denied their vote in June are going to get a bit fat fuck all for their losing their vote, it's clear a vote is worth bugger all anyway.
Back in the real world, if you want compulsory voting, you'd have to balance it with "none of the above". Which will never happen, so we can discuss the minutia till the cows some home.
Slightly less radical, and more doable is to move to some form of PR, where everyone can see their vote actually counted. The current system is intentionally designed to slap about 2/3rds of votes in the face whilst saying "Well that's you fucked for the next five years" over and over again. Hardly an uplifting experience.
Anonymous voting register for everyone. Lots of people I know don't register to vote because they don't want their names easily googled and like details private
There's only so far you can go to indulge stupidity before it makes you stupid yourself, really .... anyway, nothing to hide, nothing to fear, right ?