So today I had a funeral to attend. Last night I found my white shirt was missing in action, popped to my local Tesco superstore, Blackpool. Got home to find a short sleeve shirt packed in a long sleeve wrapper. Went back later, no one at customer services desk. Then a sarcastic voice from somewhere asks ''can I help you SIR'' a little odd but anyway, explained the situation and when I said I had a funeral to attend that made this a/hole's attitude even worse. No refunds or exchanges after a certain time of night. Funeral? Not my problem SIR. Thought I'd wandered onto the set of a Channel 4 comedy. General Manager comes over and sorts it pronto. ''We've had a lot of complaints about Henry'' he said. I asked why haven't you fired him before someone flattens him. Sent an email to Tesco HQ, they replied today, they can't comment as it is ''business sensitive''. What the hell is wrong with Tesco?