Went out to buy a sandwich for lunch today - usually make my own.
OMG- I just wanted a normal wheat packed bread with ham and cheese, nothing flash difficult or exotic.
I could have a vegan Xmas feast, gluten free, vegan, plantarian, lactose free, pescatarian, no E numbers, no green leaf, plant friendly etc etc fecking sandwich
But no wheat bread in the bloody shop and no bloody meat.
Each to their own but seriously stop shoving this stuff in my face, I just want a nice no cardboard tasting sandwich.