To show you my new bedding

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It’s just so stylish and tasteful don’t you think?!

Lush hun 🥰😍🤩❤️

it’s totes amazzing, O.M.G my new bedding sooo match my bedazzle

Wouldn’t fancy ironing it though!

It needs one of those 1970s crinoline lady loo roll covers in the en-suite. It would match perfectly

Good luck with the iron.
( is this for real?)

Dear lord, my eyes!

I just feel like it’s missing something, not sure what to add to accessorise it?

A unicorn?

Listen Barbie. We know you’re a doll. Give it up. Stop trolling okay!

I swear I had a brushed nylon nightie as a kid in that style. If you rubbed the sleeves on your head your head stood up on end.

It’s beautiful, but do you know what it’s missing....diamanté’s!

OMG! My night sweats are bad enough as it is! If I slept under all that nylon I’d spontaneously combust!!

You have exquisite taste, OP

It would certainly add something to your nocturnal activities, nothing like the threat of fire to spice up your love life !

Wow how much is this ?

Too much static (of which there'd be plenty) would see you go up in flames!

S.C.R.A.T.C.H.Y.

You'd get chafing if you engaged in any extra bedtime activity!

It’s not quite pink enough for me
🌸🏩🎀💕💘💖💗💗💓💞

I can feel my toenails catching on it

Gahhhhh ... itch, itch, itch, sweat. Eurgh.

not sure what to add to accessorise it

The nasty piece of bedhead that's visible over the pillows can be disguised with more frills, as can those plain bedside cupboards.

A gal can never have enough frills... buy plush pink bedside rugs, source some frilly lampshades and add curtains to match.

It looks like it could spontaneously combust

Just what I've been looking for to replace the pink polyester leopard bedding DH acquired at some point.

I think you need some sequin pillows. Pink obviously.