To check you have ordered your tree lady?

[Shahlalala]

Is this a known thing? £75?!

What is it? It looks bloody awful.

Starts from £75! I’ll pass thanks.

I thought it would be a euphemism too 🙈

She needs to trim her bush.

My neighbour puts lights in her bush and every year I ask straight-faced "will you be trimming your bush again this year?".

OP can you screenshot any of the comments?

My hairdressers has one of these. One of the stylists bad it. It's blood awful. They also have upside down trees. Every year they say "You don't like them, do you" No I don't. I must have been honest impolite about them one year.

'tis the season of an FB crap! I already had some timber raindeers, but this one is something 😂

I see your tree lady and raise you. Erm, well. I'm not quite sure what it is?

The good news is only another 8 weeks of such gems 🎄

That's three times what I pay for the actual Christmas tree, fgs! Some people really need to lay off the gin

New product available! Only £19!
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And the only comment on the trees...

@Rosetinted47 I think you win there. That’s mystifying.

@Rosetinted47 I asked 8 y old ds if he'd buy that. He said, "Yes! What is it?"