Is the the most horrid spider picture or AIBU

[Therunecaster]

My sister is staying at a holiday cottage in the NE of England and found this beastie next to her bed. So many questions...

It looks very angry...

@whydobirds that sounds fascinating. Can you post a pic of the paperweights please?

We have a false widow living In the corner of the kitchen, I love watching her hunt.

*I collect the exoskeletons of my tarantulas and stuff them, then mount them in resin and turn them into paperweights
I'm yet to get a good one from my Goliath Bird-Eater though...she always trashes them on the way out.
I (heart) spiders, they are fascinating creatures.

I don't get many visitors...*

I'd visit, @whydobirds, spiders fascinate me.

We have a big black one currently in residence, he's very quick on his feet and scuttles across the living room carpet between 8 & 9 most evenings.

We call him Harry.

I think it’s a cardinal spider

That ATE another spider and is carrying round its carcass for FUN

Sounds like a keeper