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To have farted?

16 replies

Tohavefarted · 20/10/2019 11:46

My partner and I were discussing the finer things in life ... namely people who enjoy being stamped on as a fetish. I jokingly told him I spent hours on chat rooms discussing this.

Am ready to go out and wearing make up so he says ‘are you sure you’re going out with X and not off to meet a boyfriend?’ ... I proceeded to bend at the knees and stomp stomp stomp legs akimbo to illustrate to him what I’d be doing with my afternoon (not actually) and ... I farted. He now thinks I was just ‘working it down’ with the stomping and I think it might be how each fart is introduced in our house from now on Blush

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AgathaTheAardvark · 20/10/2019 11:48

This is my favourite story of all time.

Fuck off Shakespeare. You're out. This^^ is IT.

Sargass0 · 20/10/2019 11:50

Hilarious

ClemDanFango · 20/10/2019 11:50

Umm...I...what?!Grin did you write that by repeatedly pressing the middle button on your phone?

HoomanMoomin · 20/10/2019 11:50
Grin YANBU to fart and do it like that in the future.
Mammylamb · 20/10/2019 11:52
Shock
AgathaTheAardvark · 20/10/2019 11:53

I am in a public place on my own right now. I cannot reread that op as I look a bit worrying, properly trying to stifle a laugh, sniggering behind my hand.

DanielRicciardosSmile · 20/10/2019 11:53

Legs akimbo isn't actually possible you know. The phrase is arms akimbo and it means putting your hands on your hips (as in the Time Warp). You'd have to be bloody flexible to do that with your legs!

Windydaysuponus · 20/10/2019 11:58

All depends if you snapped also....

JigsawsAreInPieces · 20/10/2019 12:05

Hmm creative writing isn't really your forte, is it, dear.

AgathaTheAardvark · 20/10/2019 12:17

It's clearly non fiction! If this isn't true, I'll be gutted.

mangomama91 · 20/10/2019 12:19

@Windyday you got there first 😂😂

Kittykat93 · 20/10/2019 12:19

I am so fucking confused Grin so op what exactly were you doing? Stomping round whilst squatting???? I'm trying to picture this but... I can't

Gazelda · 20/10/2019 12:20

I hope you said "pardon me" afterwards. Rude otherwise

Ohhellooooo · 20/10/2019 12:22

Stomping, squatting, legs akimbo? My brain can’t compute this physical impossibility

newnamewhosthis · 20/10/2019 12:34

@Windydaysuponus 😂😂😂 my favourite thread ever I can never not think snapped and farted whenever somebody refers to snapping in conversation

TroysMammy · 20/10/2019 12:45

I think the OP meant was following on from her conversation about people being stamped on for sexual kicks, she jokingly demonstrated what she was going out to do, ie stamp on people, and she let one off.

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