My husband thinks I am. In fact, he thinks I'm bonkers.

[MyTwopenceworth]

We just found a mouse in the hallway.

Brain of Britain there decided to try to herd it towards the front door, I said "close the living room door first", but oh no, and, of course, the mouse legged it into the living room instead of going outside.

This has nothing to do with my AIBU, I just wanted to say

PRAT

But I digress.

So. Mouse is in living room. Currently uncatchable. We now have to go and buy one of those green mousecatchers, to get mouse for later release a billion miles away

In the meantime.

Feeling sorry for it.

I fed it.

AIBU?

Or insane, or any of dh's rather choice words?

Feeding it is pretty bonkers! kindly, but bonkes A three course meal is a totally insane though! Have you thought what you will give it to drink? a nice glass of Pinot Grigio perhaps??

mice are homing creatures , i think you have to release it over 5 miles away.

Three blind mice, three blind nice
See how they run, see how they run
They all ran after mytwopenceworth
Who fed them fine food to increase their girth
Three blind mice

The original is really quite un-PC nowadays, isn't it? Do they sing it any more?

SB i was an adult

I've bought my trap and shall no doubt be catching Squeak (yes, ok, I named my mouse. ) and releasing him far, far away.

He's had a little nibble at his dinner from what I can see. Probably gone for a lie down now

Cat is underwhelmed.

I didn't think of water, Mare and I'm too scared to suggest it to dh . I got enough stick for shoving dinner under the sofa, if I go there with a bowl of water dh will never shut up about it.

Maybe he'll drink from the cat bowl.

pmsl at the Mouse Led Weaning

Have you thought about what will happen if he's allergic to the peanut butter? Do you have a teeny weeny epipen to hand? Can you do mouth to mouse resucitation if you need to?

karma all rund
in the afterlife, your place will have, pub, jacuzzis, food of the Gods
His will have
fire....

LOL at mouseledweaning and teeny tiny epipen

That's alright, you take the mick Buggers.

epipen. lol. mouth to mouse. pmsl!

You can have my cat if you want - she can catch mice ok - but she tends to bring them in rather than get them out. One was sucked up the hoover so that was the end of that .

My cats bring in mice as well. They escape down a little hole beneath the floorboards. Have never seen them back up, the cats wait for them so think that they are too scared

You daft but lovely mare, you.

PMSL at mouse-led weaning.

He's still got some of his lunch left.

rofl.

Am usually with you M2PW, but I agree with dh with the bonkers bit this time, sorry.

Friends have a mouse.

Nothing so far has worked.

It's had three lots of poison.

It keeps coming back for more.

We live in one end of a big old Golf Clubhouse. Three other families in rest of it. Old building - used to be one, now separate but still loads of interlinking wall spaces etc. One neighbour Left poison down in hidden places for the bloody mice. The next door neighbour then found it in kis kids toy cupboard! The mice had moved it!!

My point is be careful with mouse poison if you have kids, which seeing as where we are, I assume you all do - it moves!

Found mouse dying in the garden - presumably poisoned - felt so sorry for it I nearly took it to the vet!

DON'T READ ON IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE

DON'T

JUST DON'T

I WILL NOT BE BLAMED

In case you were wondering

And I appreciate that you probably weren't

Mouse is gone.

But not via the trap.

And I'm traumatised

It wouldn't go near the trap and dh cornered it and bashed it to death. It was doing little death leaps of agony. It was horrible. And there's blood on my wall. And I feel sick. And guilty.

poor morris..............

we have a mouse too. Do you hire your DH out??

Yeah. Complete with shoe.

[ponders] Will I go to hell for joking about it?

all those poor little baby mieces...

that mouse will haunt you

i loved my mouse too, unfortunately it drowned outside in a pot. i feel so bad for it